I’m a bartender and a waitress. When I’m short on cash, I bake and decorate wedding cakes for a friend’s catering company.
But I’ll be a lawyer in, oh, 5 or 6 years, hopefully.
Really? What circuit?
Currently-
Inside Sales Rep for small community paper group
Amateur Rodeo competitor
Bartender/Waitress
Formerly-
Farm Hand, horse and cow
Interpreter for the Deaf and Hard of Hearing
Vet Tech Assistant/Receptionist
Property Manager
Workshop Supervisor for people with disabilities
Dump Truck Driver
Factory bus seat maker
Pretty blue collar I think.
Barrels
Opps sorry! Stupid computer 
Artist, fine art background: portraits, still-lifes, landscapes, and non-representational works in oil, watercolor, charcoal, dry pastel, graphite and ink.
And (currently) a toddler wrangler.
I’ve also held 38 different jobs over the years (before I started making $ as an artist). Don’t think I could answer a decent GQ about anything based on those experiences, but I can tell you what it’s like to work in a lot of different environments!
Medical student…I’ll be a qualified doctor in May (God willing).
I suggest no Dopers fall ill in Northern Ireland any time over the next year or two or, God help you, I could be your doctor.
I have Degrees in Microbiology and Chemistry, and am currently working in the Islet Cell Transplant Laboratory at Baylor. What I actually do is pretty esoteric, but I have to deal a lot with government (FDA) regulations, I have also held the following jobs:
Paint Chemist, R&D Chemist at a candle manufacturer, QC Microbiologist at pharmaceutical company, Research Associate on various lovely bacteria and worms: E.coli, S. Mansoni, C. elegans, M. tuberculosis,* H. pylori * and Y*. pseudotuberculosis*. I’ve also worked in an independent Microbiology testing laboratory, so I’ve tested everything from tabbouleh to diesel fuel.
I did these jobs to get my ass through college: Dog Trainer, Race Track Teller, Bank Teller, Nursery (Garden type) Help, Cashier, and Lab TA (Microbiology).
My husband is an engineer (optics), and his degree is in Mathematics.
Wow, another not-for-profit employee. Didn’t realize, swampy, hi there!
I work for a not-for-proftit that raises money to fund research to prevent prematurity and birth defects. We wish to ensure that every baby is born healthy.
I’m the AA, but more appropriately the office manager.
My SO is compliance control for an insurance agency - he along with a handul of others make sure they follow gov’t guidelines. As a result his department is not very popular, since their job basically consists of looking over people’s shoulders.
Passives component product manager
translation: I know more about capacitors (and to a lesser extent, resistors) then anyone should have to.
oooOOOOhhhh! I do enjoy your product! I have also been asked several times to transport quantities of your product across state lines to less fortunate beer drinkers.
Minor nitpick to Pasta, I do Dairy QA, I don’t care about diary quality or safety 
I know there are more than a few lawyers around here, so I’ll elaborate:
Currently: Felony Prosecutor
Spare time: I help my dad on his Quarter Horse Ranch (and a little rodeo Barrels, amateur on the side.
Wedding DJ
Formerly:
Public Defender
Environmental Litigator
Immigration Attorney
High School English and History Teacher
Assistant Bakery Chef
Trackmobile Operator
Film Archivist
Medical Technologist, Pathology & Laboratory Medicine Service for the last fifteen years.
Before that was Clinical Microbiology technician and before that was Teaching Assistant for beginning Microbiology.
I think I’m getting a little tired of lab work.
Now: Self employed videographer/editor (and going to Orlando in the coming months for more training) at night, substitute teacher by day.
Previously: Box spring assembly line work, temped for the shipping department of a Dell computer hub, furniture delivery/assembly, former tv news & promotions intern.
The training in Orlando is certification for some programs I never learned in school and therefore should make me over-qualified for a tv promotions position I desperately want.
Second-hand / Antiquarian book dealer plus also studying to become a professional bookbinder alongside that.
Love my job
Technical writer
Former:
software engineer
product manager
internationalization expert
technical support engineer
chemist
clerk
printer’s apprentice
cook
amateur:
cook
motorcycle/bicycle repairman (no cars, please)
computer tech
cartoonist
diver
ski tuner
triathlete
cyclist/mountain biker
backpacker
carpenter
torah boker (if I have to explain that, you don’t need to know anyway)
Contract Management Specialist - I make sure that the insurance companies we have contracts with have paid our claims according to the contract guidelines.
Technical writer
Previously:
ESL tutor
Editor and all-around grammarnazi
Office peon
Red Cross CPR/First Aid instructor
CIO and HIPAA Security Officer of a health insurance company.
Got here late, but…
Currently:
Cartoonist/Comic Book Artist/Designer
In the past:
Coffee Shop Employee
Lifeguard
Usher
Birthday Clown
Camp Counselor
Adding in past jobs where I’m sure I can add at least one new one:
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[li]mushroom waterer[/li][li]shed maker[/li][li]farm hand[/li][/ul]