Octopus:
fap fap fap fap fap.
Obvious troll is obvious. Sad little man.
Some day the hive may have an original thought. I’m not optimistic.
fap fap fap fap fap
Ahem, fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.
No. It’s more bzzz bzzzz bzzzz bzzzzz. Are you a defective drone?
And there’s a vibrator up his ass.
Well, there’s an image I didn’t need. 
The hive as a weird fixation with watermelons, cactuses, and all sorts of other weird objects used in the rectum. I wouldn’t be surprised if half the folk who ‘accidently’ fall down on ‘random’ objects and get them wedged in their booty are hive drones.
NTTIAWWT.
Where do you think all that buzzing is coming from?
Dang, that stylectomy must have been painful.
DrDeth outs himself as an committed monarchist who cannot possibly see how there might be some relationship between being born into privilege and be admitted to an prestigious school. No, surely it must all have been according to his own merit. 
Oh, and octopus sucks. There, still on topic!
Hey, Octo, just happened to notice you joined 6 years ago this very day (4-20) and even though I give you hell, am glad you stick around. Happy 6th Dopeday!
Not something I’d normally notice, so thanks to JohnT for pointing it out.
Happy Cakeday! 
Given the date, this is the Dopest day of Dopedays.
wipes away a tear . . . that’s just . . . just . . . beautiful.
JohnT and Heffalump are making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. 
Happy Dope Day from me too! 
Can we make this a thing? Can 4/20 be the official Dope Day on the boards? I’d really like it if it was. I’d celebrate.
Ewwww…