Octopus is very, very good at his occupation. He trolls relentlessly until the entire thread is about him, then he whines about how mean people are, and won’t someone think of the children.
I am fully sympathetic to the desire to vent pent-up Octopus-punting needs (symbolically, of course) and hereby present this thread for that purpose.
Bonus points if you can earn these phrases from our honoree:
You kiss your mother with that mouth
My children see this
Why do the mods allow this
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Octopus, you weaselly little troll, learn to debate honestly. Not every thread is about you, censorship, and boycotts, and stop trying to make them into that. I’d say that you have a brain underneath all the blathering, but I’ve given up hope.
Please fuck off.