“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank
“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - WallyM7
“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7, on whose list I am most honored to be, no matter what it was a list of!
I once dated a guy whose plate said LEDZEP. . . no where near as clever as that though.
“I need the biggest seed bell you have. . . no, that’s too big.”–Hans Moleman
How did I forget this earlier?
I once saw -
K9 DOG
The Scots - never trust a race whose national dress includes a concealed knife.
I like this. Can I borrow it sometime?
The Turtle Moves
An old friend of mine is a fireman and his plates say IRSQTHM
MaryAnn
I’m into superstition, black cats, and voodoo dolls (<—written in case Ricky reads this board)
This one is stupid, but it made me giggle when I saw it.
FOLO ME
That was a well-plotted piece of non-claptrap that never made me want to retch.
I do not know how this passed DMV censors but one of my old neighbors license plates was SUMBTCH.
My grade 3 teacher’s liscence was I’m Boss and this one I see almost every time I go to work (its on the vehicle parked in front of a house near my job) is ODAT4ME
Life is an exotic and sonorous nightmare, in which reason does not always play a role… - Exerpted from V:tM
Dreams die hard and we hold them in our hands long after they have turned to dust. - Bowen in Dragonheart
Human beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid. - Seize the Night by Dean Koontz
You know why people call something impossible? Because it hasn't happened yet. - Robin Williams in What Dreams May Comemy grade four teacher had THE dorkiest license plate.
ahem
‘QUI MOI’
My dad is the safety manager where he works. His name is Pat. He got new vanity plates for his car recently:
SAF T PAT
My dad is a tremendous dork.
I never hate myself in the morning. I sleep till noon.
–Sig line courtesy of Wally 
This is the most exciting thing I’ve seen since Halley’s Comet collided with the moon.
Seems like there’s always a truck behind the mechanical engineering building at UW-Madison with a plate SOME PIG and a pig hood ornament.
“The best way to do mathematics is to be creatively lazy.” -I. M. Isaacs
The quality manager where I work has QUALI T. And the building manager, named Fisher, has FISHIE.
Now we have eight-character vanity license plates* in Ontario. I can’t wait to see what shows up on the roads.
Rigardu, kaj vi ekvidos…
In Hawaii, I saw
LTL BCH
A couple times in Kihei, on Maui. It was a pickup truck, and it was driven by a guy with diving equipment.
Sheesh! You’d think Scotty would have an extra set of dilithium crystals in his toolbox. But noooooo…
DTGVAFK
(“Don’t Give a Fuck”, if its not obvious).
I think it was a CT license plate (being my home state). Im surprised the DMV let that one slip through, but I thought it was pretty funny.
There was a piece in the local paper about the number of offensive plates that the DMV lets through, because they are mirror images. T1H5TA3 and the like.
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
Also, I knew a guy who was a music major (played oboe), and a huge star wars geek.
His license plate: OBOEWAN
i’m now married, so it is no longer on my car, but in my single days my plates said
PROMSQS.
HaVe a GreaTFuL DaY…
Obowan? Stop, your killing me. Don’t let my mom see that one.
Ok, here’s another one I saw and did not get: GANTT
and one driven by a lady in a
jag: Dale is #1, I guess he would be #1 in my book too if he bought me a jag.
aenea, who now wants a cool plate to put on her Jeep
The Turtle Moves
I’ve seen two in Virginia that I think were chosen to be hard to read:
[ul][li]one with the characters B, 9, 8, G, S, 6 in a Sans Serif font[/li][li]one with the characters Z, X, K, 7, W, M[/ul][/li]
I was standing behind each car staring at the plate and still couldn’t read it well. It was almost like it was making me dislexic.
You must unlearn what you have learned. – Yoda