My aunt calls attractive men “biscuits”.
Me and my friends have a code in which we declare that we spot a lemonade, the color of the glass indicating clothing and if the drink has an umbrella that refers to a hat. Color of lemonade referred to ethnicity and those little plastic animal toys that hang off the rim indicated personality.
Said once by a co-worker of the truly, truly amazing breasts of a gorgeous young mother obviously at the peak of her breast-feeding prowess:
Kid tested, me approved.
One my old boss used to say:
I’d like to bite her on the ass, develop lock jaw, and have her drag me to death.
another
I want to have her babies. (spoken by a guy)
another
Look at that girl. I already got names for our kids.
I prefer the time-honored “Hellllloooooo nurse!”
When approaching a woman with beautiful lips/mouth;
“You have a lovely cocksucker, if I do say so myself!”
In this vein, one that I heard on this very board in regards to Governor Palin…
She is highly matressable…
brewha
September 18, 2008, 7:58pm
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CalMeacham:
More evidence, I suppose, that I’m completely clueless.
I don’t understand this one at all . The other over-the-top statements on this page make some sort of sense to me, but this one seems like a total non sequitur . Urinating in her butt isn’t some hard physical trial you’d overcome to experience her charms, like many of these other statements. It’s not (to me, atr least) a physical reaction to beauty so impressive that I end up doing some blowing-off-steam ridiculous action, like some of the others. It just seems like a gross, unrelated action.
Why would you say it? Or even think it? I don’t get it.
Anyone else read this one in the voice of Temperance Brennan?