Odd or amusing ways to say "I find him/her attractive"

My aunt calls attractive men “biscuits”.

Me and my friends have a code in which we declare that we spot a lemonade, the color of the glass indicating clothing and if the drink has an umbrella that refers to a hat. Color of lemonade referred to ethnicity and those little plastic animal toys that hang off the rim indicated personality.

Said once by a co-worker of the truly, truly amazing breasts of a gorgeous young mother obviously at the peak of her breast-feeding prowess:

Kid tested, me approved.

One my old boss used to say:

I’d like to bite her on the ass, develop lock jaw, and have her drag me to death.
another

I want to have her babies. (spoken by a guy)
another

Look at that girl. I already got names for our kids.

I prefer the time-honored “Hellllloooooo nurse!”

When approaching a woman with beautiful lips/mouth;

“You have a lovely cocksucker, if I do say so myself!”

In this vein, one that I heard on this very board in regards to Governor Palin…

She is highly matressable…

Anyone else read this one in the voice of Temperance Brennan?