It’s not unusual for people to use their arse as a makeshift suitcase in certain circumstances, but tattoo needles? :eek:
“Coming in rectally — via one person — were a green cigarette lighter, cigarette rolling papers, a golf-ball size baggie of tobacco, a bottle of tattoo ink, eight tattoo needles, a one-inch-long smoking pipe and a small baggie of suspected marijuana, said Sgt. John Kruse, a Wenatchee Police Department spokesman.”
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And this was all for a 3-day stay. It’s a good thing he didn’t have a 30-day sentence.
I seriously doubt he’d be able to get an entire 7-piece set of American Tourister luggage up there.
If he was only in for 3 days, he wasn’t smuggling them for himself: other longer-term inmates would have been paying him for the items.
They’d probably want to re-sterilize those needles.
“Gives a whole new perspective to someone being anal-retentive.”
"Think this will catch on as airlines impose rates on carry-on luggage? "
I guess when you can’t get down to the shops yourself, you’ve got to anal order the stuff.
I believe this is closest to reality. The tattoo equipment, in particular, was almost certainly a special request.
I once saw surveillance footage of a man in a prison visiting room surreptitiously inserting condoms full of cocaine into his rectum. His nephew handed them over and then the guy moved his butt past the edge of the chair, pushed down his pants a bit, and then shoved three golf-ball-sized condoms into his rectum. This is apparently THE best butt smuggling technique of all butt smuggling techniques currently known.
How do you stuff bags of anything into an unlubed rectum? I need to watch more porn.
Lubed condoms?
Special goatse powers?
You adapt with enough time in the can.
Or the guy may not have been actually inserting them into his rectum, but instead just shoving them between his cheeks.