Odd things we do

Ya know how on Seinfeld Jerry will clench his fist and grit his teeth and say:
“Newman!”
when the fat bastard has pulled a fast one?

Well, when I am at work and some unknown person has done something stupid that fucks with my day, I clench my fist, grit my teeth, and mutter:
"Newman!"

Anybody else?

I thought you would rain thunderbolts down on thine’s head

How about screaming out your name during sex?

Screaming out your own name?


We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another

In your face, Sue! Beat ya to it!

I actually do something similar.

Whenever someone I know is going on a trip somewhere, I’ll say to them “Bring me back something French.” Doesn’t matter where they are going, I still say French.

It’s a line from Home Alone, the little annoying neihbor boy says as everyone heads to the airport.


I like it here-can I stay?
And do you have a vacancy for a Back-scrubber?

I say a lot of stupid things. I’m well known for it. For instance, when we’re about to re-enter a building I say, “let’s become simultaneous and coincide.”

hmmmm…

“You have no choice but to be impressed.”
Tony Rothman and George Sudarshan
Doubt and Certainty

I’m known for saying “God Damnit!” a la Adam Sandler. Teeth clenched, eyes wide open, accent on the “damn” portion, in a sort of a growl. Whenever I get pissed at something (1000 times a day) I say this and it…well…it just gives me that warm, fuzzy feeling… :wink:

Everything I do is odd. I talk to myself in silly voices, that’s bordering on madness.


The Legend Of PigeonMan

  • Shadow of the Pigeon -
    Weirdo of the Night

“That guy must really hate these cans!”

Every now and then I’ll say that line (from The Jerk) just because I think it’s funny. Same as “He’s skiing on one ski!” from Better Off Dead.

But the one no one ever gets is when I use (in an appropriate context) something to the effect of “he drops us like a newborn giraffe – kerplop!”, a line Terk said in Tarzan.

and one I picked up this past weekend:
“can’t sleep clown will eat me can’t sleep clown will eat me . . .” from The Simpsons

but all of those are just for kicks.


Mayor of Snerdville, the home of Mortimer Snerd

“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight

Since I have a young toddler at home is just learning words, I’ve decided I need to stop cursing (goddamnit comes out of my mouth way too often. fuck - not as much unless I’m pissed off). Anyway, I’ve begun replacing every curse word with the word smurf. It makes things quite hilarious.

Mothersmurfer
Smurf it
Smurf you
Smurfhead

Since it sounds strange, I’ll laugh when I say it, and now I’m not as tempted to swear.
I’m sure it will get very annoying in about a week and I’ll quit.

Or maybe I’ll have a son who goes off to nursery school calling his friends smurfholes. Won’t I be proud? :smiley:


~handcrafted signatures since 1975~

Everytime I receive a new phone book, I say the line “The new phone books are here!! The new phone books are here!! I am somebody now!” from the same movie.


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!