OK. Here it goes. I usually like having roommates. But right now, dear roomie, I hate you so much I need to vent somewhere or I’ll strangle you.
You know that I have been really miserable for months now because I am so lovesick I can’t even see straight???
You know that he never really wanted to come to my place???
You know that I have a really hard time telling him what I feel???
Today he came over. To visit ME. Not for a huge gathering of friends. Finally, an occasion where I would have him to myself. In person. Maybe I’d get a chance today to find out if there was any hope…
WHY THE FUCK then did you have to veg on the couch all evening??? We were playing chess, for fuck’s sake. It’s not like that’s a spectator sport. Usually you excuse yourself every evening because you are so damn tired, as you say. What made THIS evening different?? Why, oh why did you have to stay in the room until 3 a.m. when I was trying to give you hints that MAYBE…just MAYBE it was a good idea to leave us alone??? Just for a couple of hours might have helped me out here. Now he’s gone and I did not say anything and that pisses me off…it pisses me off at you for NOT GIVING ME A SINGLE MOMENT ALONE WITH HIM until it was officially TOO LATE. It pisses me off at myself, because I did not tell you beforehand (but I never expected this to happen).
Don’t get me wrong, I fucking hate myself, too, for not speaking up when you finally left. But by then he had left his comfy place beside me on the couch (where it would have been easy to establish some kind of contact) and was sitting opposite the table saying he had to leave pretty soon. And I am not really good at this sort of thing!!! I’ve been fretting about it for MONTHS NOW AND YOU KNOW THAT!!! I need all the help I can get and YOU WERE NO HELP TODAY, MISSY!!!
Of course, it doesn’t help that I had about a gazillion cups of tea with him WHILE I WAS WAITING FOR YOU TO FINALLY EXCUSE YOURSELF POLITELY and am really hopped up on caffeine/teaine (whatever poison a gazillion cups of tea contain, it’s coursing through my veins, preventing me from sleeping and making me really freaked).
I’m probably overreacting and tomorrow I might see this all differently, but right now I am frighteningly furious. I am the mistress of mad. I am the empress of explosive. I want to go into your room and choke you with your pillow. Or maybe I want to beat myself upon my head with a frying pan. I haven’t quite decided yet but if I ever do so HELP YOU GOD!!!
<insert appropriate obligatory name-calling reference to goat-felching here>
And may I end this rant, lame as it may be, with a FUCK!!! from the bottom of my stupid idiot heart that won’t stop making me all shaky, nervous and tongue-tied like I was 16 again.
FUCK!!!