Ode to the so-called Young People of the SDMB

Tell you what, BlackKnight. I’ll send all of 'em your way - you just be sure to send their moms MY way, ok? I need someone who can cook…

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Hmm…where are you guys that must be 21 to (legally) buy or drink alcohol? Here we can when we reach 18. No, I wouldn’t buy you any drinks.

Oh, you can say thank you all you want. I talk about everyone. And the ones I don’t talk about, I think about. And the ones I don’t think about, think about me instead. And the ones who don’t think about me… well, we call them the fortunate ones.

Remind me to someday tell you whippersnappers about this big ol’ horkin party I gave about 12 years ago. It was so famed that it’s mentioned even now, in reverent terms.

Yes, you got the gender correct. Strange, though, I thought that you were older than 18. Funny how these things work out.

And the 21 year old drinking age is present in the good ol’ USA. I’d probably be angry about it, but I don’t drink, so it’s no problem.

I am, I only have 3 short years and a month! So close…wait, nevermind. However, it’s no biggie, I obstain from alcohol currently, or at least until I’m 21.

Yeah, but on the other side. :slight_smile: