What famous person(s) would you most like to have a one-night-stand with, for reasons OTHER than their looks, and why? It can be someone who happens to be good-looking, but that’s not their main attraction. What I’m curious about is what your ethereal turn-ons are. I mean, so you want to sleep with Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, big surprise, wonder why. Here’s what I mean:
Trey Parker: He’s a talented musician and unafraid to poke fun at conventions that need to be poked fun at. Plus I dig his sense of humor.
Ben Folds: He’s a musical genius, a fantastic wordsmith, and a brilliant performer.
Cecil Adams: Cause intelligence is my biggest turn on, and a cynical sense of humor is my second biggest. Plus he’s got the aura of a demi-god about him.
David Letterman-That gap, that laugh, what else can I say. I’ve had a crush on him since I was 15.
Peter Jennings- He adds just the right amount of sex appeal to World News.
Tori Amos- Her moves and her lyrics just send chills down my spine. And that hair…
Always be ready to speak your mind and a base man will avoid you.
-William Blake
What if the person we’d choose to have sex with was really…unappetizing? Could something be done to mitigate their appearance? Like a stiff shot of some steroid to tighten up the bags and wrinkles, if only for a half-hour, and maybe a paper sack over the head?
If this is all right with everyone, then I pick Barbara Bush. Then every time I ran across George Senior or George Junior, I could match them sleazy smirk for sleazy smirk. (“Hey, Dubya! I fucked YUH MUTHAH!”)
It would make the next ten months bearable. I won’t even SAY the next four to eight years.
I second Ben Folds–Hell, I’d do the entire band.
I also have a mad crush on Thom Yorke from Radiohead and Mike Mills, who plays bass for REM. I need to stay away from musicians. . .
I would have sex with many famous people…let’s do the list:
Britney Spears - I just find her…just…wow. I don’t know, she’s just hot.
Terri Runnels - Any woman who would do a bikini contest and the let herself get powerbombed through a table from the top rope the next night is just sweet.
Natalie Portman - She’s just sexy
Josh Charles and Jeff Gordon - Would it be that wrong?
Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)
I’ve always had this thing fer the Pointer Sisters . . .
Dr. Watson
“I don’t see so much of Alfred any more since he got so interested in sex.” – Mrs. Alfred Kinsey
Oh yeah, the ‘why’ (see how I get?) - I think it’s that whatever-it-is twinkling deep in his gorgeous eyes, his unselfconscious good looks, his strong independence and (apparent) personal integrity…
(and his mouth… ah, his mouth…)
StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” I Spy Ty.
Kevin Spacey, Jeff Goldblum, Mike Myers, Anthony LaPaglia, Chris Sarandon, Nicholas Cage, Dave Matthews, Dennis Miller, Janeane Garofalo, Angelina Jolie, Courtney Love, Gabriel Byrne, assorted others and probably half the people who post on this message board.
“…being normal is not necessarily a virtue. It rather denotes a lack of courage.”
