The deep fried butter I tried at the fair was not cold; it was completely liquid on the inside.
The most memorable moment of The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien, to me, was when they made La Bamba try the Tofurky Soda.
Do the writers of that article even realize the inherent irony? They’re decrying weird flavors created just for publicity… and in so doing, giving them that publicity.
I’ve had lobster ice cream. I prefer my lobster a bit warmer.