There shall be ONE newspaper.Every issue will have the same banner headline"World Going to HEll in Handbasket." The Op-Ed page will be called 'Your Opinion" all columns will be Re-prints of speeches by J.McCarthy,Spiro Agnew,and Elija Muhamed. "Letters to the Editor " will consist of letters from the editor,signed by names randomly selected from the phone book. Jury rosters will contain only the names of law enforcement officers and registered voters. Only the deceased shall be allowed to register to vote.
I belive the best way to deal with death role inmates is to take a glaive and stab them through the cell bars. Dont bother taking them out, just shove the next set of prisoners in there with the dead bodies… and put a big sign on the wall the says…
“YOUR NEXT”
Then devote a tv station to let everyone see the terror in the inmates eyes.
All children in high and middle shcool should be required to watch that station for one school period a day.
The current medical boards shall be replaced by Operation. If you can get the butterfly out, you’re a doctor. Prisons will be put on the honor system. All children’s toys will be required to make loud noises.
How about only people who can’t type using correct spelling, punctuation or capitalization can use the Internet? Also, you have to cram everything into one huge paragraph without any breaks!
All whiners will get what they want.
Bald with beerbelly will be considered sexy.
Anyone can park in the handicapped zone.
You will get a ticket if your car stereo boombox is not loud enough.
If a bum asks you for spare change, you must personally accompany him into a liquor store (with a smile) and buy him whatever he wants. That includes cigarettes.
All clerks must be chewing gum and talking on the phone all the time. And if the phone conversation is important (especially if the topic is what the clerk will wear tonight), it must be given priority over the customer.
The cities of NY, LA will be turned into maximum security prisons, and the current residents fodder for the criminals. The official language of the US will be Spanish.
WOW! Thank you guys! My son has an exam this monday, and I never though I’d learn so much History of the USA in one single night! Now I can help him study. Please just make this clear to me: Are you talking about the 80’s, or the 90’s?