Offensensitivity

I’m offended.

I’m offended when people assume that all Germans are NAZI. I’m offended by NAZI jokes. I’m offended by the term Soup NAZI. I’m offended when people call me JESSIE instead of Jessica. I’m offended when people call me ‘Hon’ when I barely know them. I’m offended by people who claim someone was ‘raped’ when they missed a catch in a football game. I’m offended when people automatically attach the word FREAK after the word BONDAGE. I’m offended by people who say all Christians are hateful.

I’m offended.

I’m offended by people who claim I’m a ‘fucking princess’ because I won’t smoke pot. I’m offended when someone calls me a ‘fat fucking cunt’ at a Bears game. I’m offended when the center of the Bowling Green State University Soccer team says I should either PUT OUT or LOSE TWENTY POUNDS. I’m offended when people say being a housewife is settling or ‘old fashioned’. I’m offended by people who think all pro-lifers are ‘retarded’. And while we’re at it, I’m offended when people use retarded as an insult. I’m offended when my friend says “butt slamming the christ child”.
But you know what? That’s just me. And I realize that my life, and my experiences with these things colors how I view them. My experience with rape and the word cunt and Soccer players is different from yours. I realize that the majority of people probably don’t have an issue with it. I understand that a great many millions of people have trouble with the word Nigger or Kike, which are insults at their very core, so I’m careful not to use it. However, many people may not have a problem with using ‘rape’ to describe missed shots in basket ball so you know what?
I’M JUST GOING TO GO AHEAD AND ASSUME THAT (contrary to what some people may think I think) I AM NOT THE CENTER OF EVERYONE’S UNIVERSE, NOR ARE MY PARTICULAR QUIRKS AND SENSIBILITIES, AND THAT 59 TIMES OUT OF 60, THEY AREN’T SAYING IT TO OFFEND ME. And then, THEN, I MOVE ON.

I try and remind myself of two things every day…

1.) The Golden Rule, and

2.) not everybody that does something that offends me actually intended to do so.

I think it’s where the whole “count to ten before reacting” thing came from.

Personally, I admire someone that can practice a fair amount of restraint and am myself striving toward that goal as well. Hang in there jar.

Rhonda will be offended you left her off the list.

Rhonda. What a bitch.

I’m offended that my offendedness at things which others find nonoffensive is offensive to you.

No, I’m not. I just REALLY wanted to type that.

DNFTO*!!!

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Yeowtch.

I’m offended that my tiny little brain just short circuited trying to process that sentence. I must now go lie down.

I’m offended that you didn’t mention how offended you are by me.

I’m Offended that my offensives are so offensible.

Offensible, is that a word? If not then I’m offended about that too.

I’m offended that some people are offended by my username.

[Bugs]Do I offend?[/Bugs]

You know, frankly, I’m offended that no one is taking my OP about being overly offended seriously.

What, am I just a clown to you?

I’m offended.

Yes, Effendi.

I’m offended by that little aluminum foil wrapper they put on Borsan cheese!

It appears that someone has a problem with the hard working members of the circus entertainment industry.

Super-cal-offend-expial-a-docious is really quite atrocious.

Clowns offend me.

I’m so with you there jarbabyj. Thankyou for sharing with us. By the way, what is wrong with soccer?

A soccer player told me to lose twenty pounds or put out. That’s my problem.

Ah yes, for some stupid reason I thought you were refering to a lawn bowler in the second paragraph.

It offends me when someone asks for an opinion and then jumps you on all fours when you give an opinion that isn’t what they want to hear. Why ask to begin with if you aren’t gonna listen? If you already have your mind made up, then someone else’s opinion isn’t gonna matter and why waste my precious typing time? I could be changing the course of the world or at least the course of someone else’s life instead of wasting it on someone who isn’t gonna listen in the first place and only wanted to see his/her name on a thread.
I’m offended that every time I open a box of cereal that bag in the box always splits all the way down and then the cereal goes stale. What were these people thinking when they packaged this junk?
Carry on.