Well did you?
:: d&r in case jarbabyj finds this offensive ::
Penguins offend me. As do basselopes.
What’s offensive about that? 
(ducks and runs REALLY HARD for cover)
But, seriously, seriously? Somebody said that?
I’m offended that E-sabbath beat me to the Bloom County reference demanded by the thread’s title.
Yes he did. We were set up on a blind date. When I didn’t drop to my knees fifteen minutes into our meeting, he told me to leave and said a chick like me should either put out or lose twenty pounds.
I found it offensive.
So, since it was a blind date, did you blind him?
Without meaning to offend further, it seems like such a weird thing to say. I mean, shouldn’t it have been “put out AND lose 20 lbs?” :rolleyes: I mean, if he really intended to be a total jerk?
I think he was saying I was too fat to be picky about who I fuck. So if I was planning on being a loose lipped whore, I’d best get my body in shape.
Well that is a terrible thing to say to someone, but why did you feel it necessary to identify him as a soccer player?
I play soccer. Does that mean I’m an insensitive asshat that thinks nothing about making comments about a person’s weight?
No, of course not.
I am honestly offended that you decided to identify that jerk as a soccer player. Why not just identify him as “some guy”, or “wearer of blue jeans”, or “carbon-based life form”? You rant about unintentional offenses and in the course of doing so, unintentionally offend!
That said, I will try to remember that you didn’t mean to be offensive to all soccer players and move on.
WOOSH BOMBZ
WOOSH.
The whole point of the OP was that SOME things OFFEND some people that don’t OFFEND others, based solely on past personal experience, so we should let it go.
Bomzaway: it was a blind date. Chances are she didn’t fall all over herself learning every detail of his private life after the date was over; once she had the c.v. of “guy, soccer, jerk,” that pretty much covered it.
Oh, and I think the idea was that you should lose the weight if you didn’t want to live the life of a loose-lipped whore, so you’d at least be fun for him to look at.
Maybe it was that he screamed out “SCOOOOOOOORE” when he finally got lucky.
With someone else I mean. Obviously.
[slight hijack] When were you at BGSU, jarbaby? I graduated in '99 and was never more glad to leave a town behind. 
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Now I’m confused. I thought a “woosh” was a tongue in cheek comment, not conveying true intent.
Does this mean I was “wooshed” and you didn’t really mean what you said in the OP Jarbabyj ?
But why would a greensward wear a hat? 
grienspace, it means that yes, those things offend me, but I’m not going to march out onto a public message board and demand that they aren’t talked about, or those words not used.
I may be offended when someone calls someone a cunt, but I’m not going to say “don’t use it, that offends me”.
I just don’t assume that everyone’s out to offend me. It’s just words. And whether a word is bothersome to me or not doesn’t mean I can dictate to others whether they can use it or not.
Frankly, I hate the word SLIT, in any form…but that doesn’t mean I’m going to ask everyone to stop saying it.
Now that I think of it, soccer players themselves don’t offend me, but that’s the only way I knew him. “You wanna date a soccer player?” “Sure,” “He’s a hot soccer player”. “Hi, I’m on the soccer team, take your pants off.” Honestly, I don’t even remember his name.
I graduated from BG in '94 belladonna! Going back for Myle’s pizza at Christmas.
Doesn’t just make ya wanna slit your throat?
Must you always be on the offensive?
All soccer players are hot. ahem
As for my previous post, I wasn’t really offended. I just meant to further your argument that people are offended by lots of things, even comments (such as “soccer player”) that seem entirely innocuous.
SLIT!!!
SLIT!!!
SLIT!!!