god, that word makes me fucking nauseated.
I’m offended that you’re offended.
Well, that’s entirely different! Offending you is one thing, protecting my shirt front, shoes, the outside, or (shudder) the inside of my passenger door is another kettle of fish. The “S” word is no longer in my vocabulary.
How does gash grab ya?
Squishily?
grossly. Can’t we just say fuckditch and be done with it?
Fuckditch? I think I’m offended. 
I’ve been known to tell a former roommate to “slide down my fuckpole”. Does that offend any of you?
On his asshole?
“whoosh” is the sound you hear when the joke/comment goes flying over your head.
I’m offended by Bowling Green State University, having graduated from the traditional rival, the University of Toledo.
This definition offends me.
I’m offended that Jarbaby seems to be graced with the honour of having extra blank lines under the “report this post to a moderator” link.
[sub]As do a couple of others, but Jarbay is just taking the piss.[/sub]
Did you put out for all that extra space then or what?
I’m offended by people who are offended too much.
Oh, it OFFENDS you? Boo hoo. Cry me a fucking river you big baby.
I’m offended by the offensive linemen in football.
F_X
I’m offended by that misspelling.
(Y’know what’ll be funny? When I look for this thread, search for “offend,” and get this page, with half the text in red.)
I’m offended by that lame-ass joke.
And that one.
You know whats even funnier. I searched for offended and got 171 pages of threads.
Sure are a lot of offended folk here. Fuck , I shudder to guess how many pages would be generated with the word fuck.
10442, or 7.3% of all threads. Really.
That’s really offensive.