How many electoral college votes was it for bug to eat a wang?
Omigod I’m almost rolling on the floor laughing from reading that.
I truly wonder how much of it is even real.
Are you cute and open to a polygamous marriage?
Rothschild now shows Hillary 81%.
I have 538’s Election Forecast (last updated this morning before polls opened) and so far, it looks like Mr. Silver might have got a few states wrong.
No and No 
Plus polygamy’s illegal there isn’t it? I’d need to get in legally. Whole point of a marriage.
Hey, we warned them that Clinton was a bad choice. I think she’s going to win by single digits in the EC.
Fuck. And my backup passport is British.
Yep, I put it 272 Trump.
266 Clinton.
I’m really ashamed of my country.
NH down to a 200 vote delta.
You should be. I’m not about to make you feel better.
Okay, now is not the time to start panicking. But I do think we have reached the point where a little sweating is in order :). Broward halfway in and Trump still holding a ~138,000 vote lead. Not a foregone conclusion, but way too close for comfort.
** AngelSoft** Alas, I’d help you out even if you aren’t cute but I’m not sure Mrs. Zeke would be up for a divorce just to help a conscientious refugee.
As to illegality - pshaw, that’s just a word 
What the Hell is happening?!
god damn i wish wolf would shut the fuck up
You guys don’t want a boring election night do you?
NYT now gives Trump a 42% chance of winning the presidency. Guess I’m not getting much sleep tonight.
Got room for about 150M more people? We won’t be much bother at all!
Okay, to give me some context for what’s going on, given past trends and demographics and so on, what exactly are the surprises so far?
who’s the other guy?