* * * ! Official 2016 US Presidential Election Day Thread ! * * *

Probably that some weiner is going to get cut off.

Trump has won Florida. They just haven’t called it yet.

Folks, it’s fucking over.

President Trump.

Sonofabitch. I live in Macomb. Look, I voted.

It’s 55 Electoral votes, dude!! It’s, like, our gift to the country.

This is far from over, folks.

How much will Comey be brought up post-election?

So, uh, who won our Predict-the-Election SDMB contest…?

Dear Australia,

When Trump makes homosexuality a crime again, will I qualify for asylum?

I refer you to my PM.

That quite surprises me, barfedly so.

Still watching for a few states that aren’t settled yet.

Probably, just arrive by air. You just won’t be able to get married (yet).

Black American Woman on CBC is saying “this is white supremacy’s last stand. This is Jim Crow 2.0. This is poor uneducated white men.”

Isn’t a last stand, by definition, a losing fight?

This is possibly left-wing America’s last stand.

This is not only not the last stand of white supremacy. This is it’s legitimization. This is it’s exoneration. This is where - win or lose - the democrats will have to nut up and swing way left (you know like soviet Canuckistan) or cop to having no value save for the desire for power.

My bet is they don’t join the Union of Northern Soviet Republics.

Oregon just called for Clinton by CNN, four of Nebraska’s five for Trump.

It’s pretty arrogant to assume that a vote for third party would have automatically gone for Clinton. Like she is owed a vote she didn’t earn.

Election 2016.

The Re-birth of a Nation.

Well… in SC. Didn’t really matter.
I am resigned to being horrified tonight, whether Trump or Clinton win.

As Silver pointed out, Clinton ran up huge wins in states like Massachusetts, New York and Maryland. All of which, like the huge win she will get in California, is pretty much millions of excess votes meaning very little. Meanwhile for want of 100,000 votes out of millions cast in Florida, the state is lost and with it possibly the election.

Fuck. That is all.

How, exactly?