[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Mmmmmrph.
yawn
reach down to scritch beagle-shaped lump under the covers
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Say, is that a beagle under your covers or are you just happy to–oh, wait. No, that’s a beagle.
Hrmph.
[QUOTE=Barrels]
Tempting, very tempting!
However there is this little thing called money. I need his portion until I find a new renter.
I have ads everywhere.
Barrels
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Good luck! Hope you find someone soon. Then dump his stuff on the lawn.
August West, you poor thing. I would have had to do the icky dance all day.
“Dammit!”
Said a few mornings ago when one of my cats knocked a fan over.
“Nnngh. Have to pee.”
To my boyfriend, to explain why I am squirming out of his arms and leaving the bed.
Whoosh
Clang, smile!
I will search eBay later, for another clock.
“Jessie” (my Yorkshire), can you wake me again in 30 minutes? Thanks.
“Didja want me to come upstairs naked?!?”
[QUOTE=malkavia]
Say, is that a beagle under your covers or are you just happy to–oh, wait. No, that’s a beagle.
Hrmph.
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It was Quincy, to boot.