Jeebus. Would a mod fix those links please? Call them whatever.
Seconded, cept I hate your tie and I think you owe us a unicorn horn, LOUN. 
Also, I have a theory on your picture… I don’t think it has anything to do with someone hitting the button too fast, I think you may actually have blurry photo disease, like those poor sods on cops.
“QUIT CHASING ME! DO YOU KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO HAVE A PIXELATED HEAD?! DO YOU?!”
<3,
Pet.
Actually, that’s how I pictured LOUNE. Specially the sideways part. 
As an experienced loin embracer, I assure you it works well. 
Perhaps if you tilt the monitor? JUST SAYIN!
One more sideways, because I realized I’m not smiling in my other pictures. Vlah, vlah!
See? Either way, I’m set up to disappoint.
Pet,
If the camera were more focused, you’d see that I’m nurturing my “Lil’ Giant Ewan MacGregor-Style Mid-Forhead Birthmark”. That’s my unicorn head bristling to come out. And yes, I purposely brought up the unicorn thing and was hoping to be called on it just so I could back it up. Glad to see you stumbled into my nefarious plot!
Um. Unicorn HORN not head. I’m not giving birth to an entire horse, for crying out loud here.
…at least the top half isn’t particularly equine…
If’n I get a reason to take more pictures, I’ll do it for the good of society, I suppose.
You owe me both a new laptop as well as a good alibi for snerking uncontrollably at my monitor when I’m supposed to be working. Gah!
Aggh, my disappointment knows no bounds. 
Young me with hair like Alfalfa.
Me on my wedding day while my husband wears a Santa hat.
And me grinning like a complete fool.
Pet,
Well, if it’s gonna be like that, you don’t get to see the bellybutton piercing either.
Heh. That second picture just screams “Yep, I married this guy. I also forgot the receipt.”
**Ale ** and **Telperien ** - thank you!
**Sampiro ** - That’s by far the most impressive and outstanding compliment I’ve received, ever. Thank you.
Bah, forgot to reply.
Thanks much for the compliment.
The eye patch is an essential part of my non-work getup.
And if you’re not birthing a unicorn from your bellybutton either, then I guess I’m not missing much, am I?
-sulking pet
Ahem.
You are hot.
That is all.
I have been more than considerate and patient, but no more Mr. Nice Guys.
EUNUCHS! Round up the villagers and their kittens and shoot ten per hour until my pictures are complimented using words that connote masculinity, intelligence and compassion.
AND BEGIN WITH THE KITTENS!
Oh come on. You know, just as well as I, that a eunuch won’t know what to do with a pussy, no matter how old it is.