Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope

Yup, this is sorta representative of me…
1st - My niece did her makeup first and then moved on to mine. I think she has a real future.
2nd - Vegas Baby! I swear it’s an energy drink and not a shot (those came later). Friend was (poorly) cropped out to protect the innocent.
3rd - It’s a tiny pic, but that’s me being whimsical and catching quite a look from the chik to the left in the pic.
Phew. Done. That wasn’t as terrible as I thought.

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
If there is ENOUGH whining, I’ll retake it grumble
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Consider yourself whined at.

I’ve never played in these threads before, but I’m feeling daring. I lost my old hard drive recently but this is me within the last year. Sorry, had to delete the wifey 'cause I don’t have her permissies.

[QUOTE=Mr Bus Guy]
How do you make the tie stay like that when you’re sideways?
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coughacrylic paintcough

the entire getup was just paint…i was actually naked in that picture. stop staring at it, senor autobus muchacho, you’re freaking out the kids

[QUOTE=Asimovian]
The plane looks good, at least. :smiley:
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What are you talking about?? You look absolutely yummy.

[QUOTE=TwoOnSunday]
Consider yourself whined at.
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The motion must now be seconded.

Hey, I don’t make the rules…or massage them as we go along…I’m acting completely withint the guidelines here!

This is a very silly photo of me which I am going to replace soon. As soon as I can figure out how. But you must admit, I am the Very Model of a Modern Genteel Dowager!

[QUOTE=Eve]
This is a very silly photo of me which I am going to replace soon. As soon as I can figure out how. But you must admit, I am the Very Model of a Modern Genteel Dowager!
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See?

“Things”. I heard them, now I saw them.

Things is good.

[QUOTE=Eve]
This is a very silly photo of me which I am going to replace soon. As soon as I can figure out how. But you must admit, I am the Very Model of a Modern Genteel Dowager!
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I mean no offense when I say that if I’d never heard the term “sexy New York City Jewish intellectual”, I’d still know you were one.

SCR4, I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? whoa.

LOUNE, the very first thing I thought when I saw your face was:

FRODO!

And I mean that in the nicest way. Elijah Wood is kinda cute.

A friend once asked me “Why don’t you ever wear your hair in an updo?” This is why.

The Queen of Lubricants[sup]TM[/sup]…

Ten or so years ago

Great hair day!

dubious

[QUOTE=Amazon Floozy Goddess]
SCR4, I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? whoa.

LOUNE, the very first thing I thought when I saw your face was:

FRODO!

And I mean that in the nicest way. Elijah Wood is kinda cute.
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Heh. Okay, I’ve been likened to Elijah Wood and Harry Potter.

If they ever have a “Harry goes to college” type movie, I’m in.
Also, other adjectives…the most common one I hear…is “adorable”.
..just…throwin that one out there… :smiley:

Me at the DCA Tower of Terror queue. Forgive the spotty sweatshirt, it’s seen many a day.

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
…the most common one I hear…is “adorable”.
..just…throwin that one out there… :smiley:
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Heh…watching it fall to the ground, bounce and roll to a dead stop, untouched.

NailBunny.

NailBunny & Mr. Bunny.

This one is just silly…
I’m the guy…sorry.

I don’t actually have a normal photo of me on Myspace, maybe i should upload one…

You asked for it. I apologize in advance.

You asked for it. I apologize in advance.

Just a couple days before the last one, with even more ‘stashin’ action!

And after both of those, clean shaven, though blurry and grainy.

Ok, I’m game.

Kolak goes to Italy.