Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope

But you can’t see my hand!

Let me get the binoculars…ok, wave hard and jump up and down.

Count me among those surprised. Not least of all you and Tuckerfan.

Why? Because I don’t have horns? :smiley:

No, because you Photoshopped them out so well. :wink:

Damn. Busy day! Fine, let’s also turn this into an animal picture thread.

Here’s Nordberg. She’s saying hi. She tires of you, so she yawns.

Here’s Quincy. He’s the most spoiled animal in the universe and also my baby.

Here’s Spaulding, my kitty. He is (was) the destroyer of all things furry (in food mode). Possibly the toughest animal I’ve ever been around. He was a killer of epic proportions.

There. Take that.

Look a pair of Mythical creatures arguing. Silenus, we all know about the advances in cosmetic surgery to remove horns, tails & hooves.

Least Original User Name Ever, cute kitty and nice dogs.

Jim

Yeah, I got all sorts of new mental images. All new and improved!

Doper chicks are hot. We need Dopefests everywhere.

Now!

Awriiight! Summer Dopefest in Toronto!!! [sub]<big kitten eyes> ppplease??[/sub]

A little late to the party, as usual, but here goes:

Me dancing

A few from my vacation last month.

Okay, just call me “Stubby!” :smiley:

XJETGIRLX, you can add a few more Xs to your name, blown your way from my basement.

I should like to add, that not only is she a cutie, but she’s one hell of an artist (and I don’t use that term lightly)! In fact, I’d go so far as to say that as good looking as she is, she’s an even better artist.

Damn, girl! If I’d met you in Paris…uh, well, I guess I’d have been shot down in flames. :wink:

Great pics, though. Thanks for posting them.

Now, where the hell’s Zoe?

This pic always makes me laugh. Way to ruin a nice view with a “duh?” expression, eejit.

This is me 10 minutes ago. I just got up, hence the bed hair.

OMG, are you my brother? Seriously. He’s always ruining pictures that way.

Okay, you’re the most attractive male to post his pictures yet. Way to steal the rest of our thunder. We’re all uggos compared to you. A part of me wants to hate you, but the rest of me can’t, seeing how I’m already masturbating furiously to your photo. :frowning:

Wait. I just said that you’re hot and that you remind me of my brother. What kind of sick complex am I harboring?

Heh. You brotherfucker.

You didn’t say he reminds you of your brother. You said he does something in pictures that your brother just so happens to do.
Continue your regularly scheduled masturbation.

And you’re from England, so you have an accent too? I hope you won’t be offended if I say that I never want to meet you in real life. 'Cause if I did, I might be doomed to following you about at a short distance making worshipful puppy dog eyes.

Hey that’s OK - I like puppies :slight_smile:

No-one ever looks anything like their typing.