Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope

Most recent professional portrait taken of me

Playing me sitar

Guess what I do with most of my free time?

Smiling

Driving my cat “Doggy” back from the vet

Me about 6 years ago while still in high school

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You say that like it’s a bad thing…
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Trouble is always good.

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Between you and me, there were some weaves involved.
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Oh please! There’s nothing wrong with a little enhancement to achieve the overall look. It’s really quite stunning.

Good. Then my surgically implanted asscheeks and unicorn horn should go over quite nicely.

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Well. I dunno now. It’s been WAY too built up.

I may hold back now…

ow! ow! stop hitting me!
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Don’t make me come over there.

I’ll get this out of the way, since I know it’s expected of me…(though maybe not by him)
**ArchitectChore, ** how you doin’?

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Good. Then my surgically implanted asscheeks and unicorn horn should go over quite nicely.
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[Jodie-Foster-as-Clarice-having-a-disgusting-epiphany]Oh my gawd… he’s makin’ himself a woman-ass and unicorn suit![/Jodie-Foster-as-Clarice-having-a-disgusting-epiphany]

My theater makeup shots.

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Good. Then my surgically implanted asscheeks and unicorn horn should go over quite nicely.
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You had a unicorn horn implanted in your asscheeks? OUCH

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George? George Costanza? Is that you?
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While I may have about the same hair as Jason Alexander, I’m MUCH thinner, and taller. (not the best pic)
http://www.acegroup.cc/~brianm/pix/Me.jpg

Brian

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You had a unicorn horn implanted in your asscheeks? OUCH
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It’s always the seemingly least original types. (I experimented with unicorn horns in college but it kept lacerating the ferret.)

[QUOTE=swampbear]
You had a unicorn horn implanted in your asscheeks? OUCH
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Yeah…sideways!!!
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Sampiro**, nice Teddy Roosevelt picture in the red smoking jacket.

[QUOTE=N9IWP]
While I may have about the same hair as Jason Alexander, I’m MUCH thinner, and taller. (not the best pic)
http://www.acegroup.cc/~brianm/pix/Me.jpg

Brian
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I agree.

…and circle takes the square

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Sampiro**, nice Teddy Roosevelt picture in the red smoking jacket.
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Community theater of Arsenic & Old Lace, of course.

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Community theater of Arsenic & Old Lace, of course.
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Looks like more arsenic than old lace.

What, no bubble pipe?

Picture at work, I´m the one in the middle:

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/2230/ale004pe.jpg

Striking a pose, I think…

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/8451/ale012wf.jpg

Channeling Nosferatu, AKA acting silly at work:

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/7319/ale029gz.jpg

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ArchitectChore, how you doin’?
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<blushes>

<checks vital signs>

doin’ ok…all systems normal

Where’s the emoticon for “tongue hanging out”… I’ve seen it around here somewhere…

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<blushes>

<checks vital signs>

doin’ ok…all systems normal
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Aw, the blushing is cute.

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I have a terrible haircut in this picture, but the puppet arms are awesome.
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Wow, you look like my older sister did before she got ill. Except for the extra arms, of course.

Here’s a recent one of me. The picture I used to use for these threads is now old enough to be grossly misleading.

Fairly Recent, cute one is my daughter.
On my Wedding Day.

Jim

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Fairly Recent, cute one is my daughter.
On my Wedding Day.

Jim
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Your wedding pic reminds me of Mo Rocca.