Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope

Most recent professional portrait taken of me

Playing me sitar

Guess what I do with most of my free time?

Smiling

Driving my cat “Doggy” back from the vet

Me about 6 years ago while still in high school

Trouble is always good.

Oh please! There’s nothing wrong with a little enhancement to achieve the overall look. It’s really quite stunning.

Good. Then my surgically implanted asscheeks and unicorn horn should go over quite nicely.

Don’t make me come over there.

I’ll get this out of the way, since I know it’s expected of me…(though maybe not by him)
**ArchitectChore, ** how you doin’?

[Jodie-Foster-as-Clarice-having-a-disgusting-epiphany]Oh my gawd… he’s makin’ himself a woman-ass and unicorn suit![/Jodie-Foster-as-Clarice-having-a-disgusting-epiphany]

My theater makeup shots.

You had a unicorn horn implanted in your asscheeks? OUCH

While I may have about the same hair as Jason Alexander, I’m MUCH thinner, and taller. (not the best pic)
http://www.acegroup.cc/~brianm/pix/Me.jpg

Brian

It’s always the seemingly least original types. (I experimented with unicorn horns in college but it kept lacerating the ferret.)

Yeah…sideways!!!
**
Sampiro**, nice Teddy Roosevelt picture in the red smoking jacket.

I agree.

…and circle takes the square

Community theater of Arsenic & Old Lace, of course.

Looks like more arsenic than old lace.

What, no bubble pipe?

Picture at work, I´m the one in the middle:

http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/2230/ale004pe.jpg

Striking a pose, I think…

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/8451/ale012wf.jpg

Channeling Nosferatu, AKA acting silly at work:

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/7319/ale029gz.jpg

<blushes>

<checks vital signs>

doin’ ok…all systems normal

Where’s the emoticon for “tongue hanging out”… I’ve seen it around here somewhere…

Aw, the blushing is cute.

Wow, you look like my older sister did before she got ill. Except for the extra arms, of course.

Here’s a recent one of me. The picture I used to use for these threads is now old enough to be grossly misleading.

Fairly Recent, cute one is my daughter.
On my Wedding Day.

Jim

Your wedding pic reminds me of Mo Rocca.