Official Picture Thread of the Straight Dope

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Heh. This is kinda fun. I think I’ll piss off all the female Dopers and extend the pictorial foreplay and not submit my picture until some time next millenium!
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And if you keep doing that, then THIS…

…is likely to become a reality.

That is, as soon as the ladies find a virgin to lure and catch a unicorn for them.

[QUOTE=silenus]
From SurfDope2004. Me in all my splendor. Sorry I couldn’t find a brighter shirt.
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I want the shirt!

Where can I get it?

Eli

The view from my monitor.

Oh, what the heck.

Here’s a couple from around 2001.

It’s strange how many of the men on the boards (myself included) could pass unnoticed at a gathering of Lincoln conspirators with our facial hair.

[QUOTE=Eliphalet]
I want the shirt!

Where can I get it?

Eli
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Paradise On A Hanger :smiley:

Lincoln conspirators?

[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever]
Well..you know…um..you see…what had happened was…um…

…patience, pet.

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Patience is a beautiful virtue, it’s just not one of mine.

However, I do like being referred to as “pet”. I think that belongs in a different thread, though. cough

[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons]
Lincoln conspirators?
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Long hair and or thick beards, very 1860s.

Well, hot damn! I’m melting over all these sexy Doper guys. I was going to make lacivious comments at each hottie individually, but there are just too many. So I’ll just :wink: at all of you.

Anyway, here’s a picture of me with my friend Sam. I’m the female one.

LOUNE, I’m still waiting for your photo!

I think this is the first picture I’ve ever posted of myself on one of these threads, so be nice. :slight_smile: Playing croquet a few weekends ago:

I’m the guy. And no, I don’t dress like that every day.

Seeing as I’m an attention whore of the highest variety:

My uber typical MySpace picture (which is actually from a card I jokingly made for a friend)

Me in Mexico (hence the tan of epoch proportions!)

I’m a bubble ninja. What?

And I just dyed my hair red, but my camera cord has disappeared- so all I’ve got is the cam phone picture. So MySpace. So emo. I dye my hair so I know I’m alive.

[QUOTE=Necros]
I think this is the first picture I’ve ever posted of myself on one of these threads, so be nice. :slight_smile: Playing croquet a few weekends ago:

I’m the guy. And no, I don’t dress like that every day.
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Those are awesome pictures. I looove the outfits.

Cyn’s yahoo 360 page

[QUOTE=malkavia]
Those are awesome pictures. I looove the outfits.
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Tell me about it. That was really cool, Necros!

Thanks! Just another day at the park with your friendly Colorado Gothic Lolita Society!

I beat the photographer with his own camera shortly after he took this one. Durrr.

My MySpace pictures aren’t much better.

[QUOTE=Wolfian]
I beat the photographer with his own camera shortly after he took this one. Durrr.

My MySpace pictures aren’t much better.
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Heh, you look so confused in the first picture. XD

Also: OMG, you’re black.

[QUOTE=EJsGirl]
Jesus… quite the lovefest in here! Sadly, I don’t have any pictures posted on the 'net. Too bad- I am really great-looking! :smiley:

Wait a minute… paging Rico! Do you still have that pic of me from my 20 year reunion posted on your page? Is there a way to link to it?

(It ain’t like THAT, you people… his wife and I are buddies…)
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Ask and ye shall receive, EJ’sGirl..

As for me, you all value your monitors too much for me to post.

Here’s me about a year ago.