Official Saddam Lice!

Get yer Saddam lice! Free Shipping! Bid now!

The bidding is currently at $3.00, act now while it’s still such a deal!

Well, that didn’t take 'em long to dream up … :rolleyes:

Oh, please. This could be ANYBODY’S lice. If you believe this stuff, I’ve got a couple thousand dollars in Nigeria for you…

And yet, the bidding continues…

Ah … fake lice!

The bids should be in Monopoly money, then …