In MPSIMS just now:
**eat me! i’m juicy, tender and delicious!
Fijians say ‘sorry we ate your ancestor’**
** Uuuuuurrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!
My microwave oven is 17 years old**
Also found this:
**eat me! i’m juicy, tender and delicious!
Fijians say ‘sorry we ate your ancestor’ **
Tell us about your first threesome
Men you’ve kicked in the balls
Just now in MPSIMS:
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The drag queens have their knives out for me
eat me! i’m juicy, tender and delicious!
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Is there a job on earth more worthless than fashion modeling?
Matt Drudge: hysterical demagogue
Now im MPSIMS:
Embarrassing Moments
Does anyone know how to improvise a corkscrew?
What is it about cats that makes them such good house pets?
Fish out of water
In my “View New Posts” list:
how do I get this guy out of my house?
Fists of Fury, Genitals of Death
Just above this thread in MPSIMS:
** ‘Till Death us do fart.
Hi, do you have a stinky tushy? **
What loathsome disease did King Herod die of?
Tickling yourself
In IMHO
“How do I get the smell of cat pee out of my car?”
“Elizabeth Taylor’s new perfume - have you smelled it?”
Holding your tongue for three years
What is Victoria’s secret?
In MPSIMS
What is Victoria’s secret?
Of Spackle, Tape and Such.
MPSIMS:
Poll: bagels or doughnuts?
What did you have for dinner?
S or M?
What is Victoria’s secret?
Ask the cop
In the Pit:
Shut up, or get away from my desk!
I’m being sexually harassed!
Stop looking at me!
MPSIMS:
What is Victoria’s secret?
I have no pubic hair!
Another in MPSIMS
If Micheal Jacksons singing career is over
Londondopers beware
in IMHO:
Do you stay in touch with the person you lost your virginity to?
Cat in a pillowcase?
My juice! My reports! My sense of self-worth!
What is Victoria’s secret?