Og Trans Fat

All praise Og.

Makes sense. I can relate to that.

I posted about this many moons ago. Whenever I see “0g trans fat”, I always think about someone sitting at a table by themselves, with a plate in front of them. On the plate is a nice, delectable brownie. They reach out for the brownie and Og smashes it. The person, looking dejected, looks over at Og, who gives the person a slow wagging finger.

Talk about an effective diet.

I carefully avoid those bags that go out of their way to insult Og, though. “Og Fat”, indeed…

Is “Og Squishy” more liking to Og? Perhaps “Og Fluffy”?