Og vs Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Dragwyr]

FYI, there is now an official “Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” book that has just been released.

Here is the link.

[Amazon_Floozy_Goddess]

@Beware of Doug

I’m deeply disappointed in the FSM needing delicate little eye stalks like some pansy-ass crustacean when it already has a pair of massive red glowering meatballs that could clearly serve as glowering, pitiless compound eyes around which spaghetti tentacles snap menacingly.

Those meatballs are his reproductive organs

I must say this quietly because His Noodlyness frowns upon people discussing his reproductive organs