FYI, there is now an official “Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster” book that has just been released.
[QUOTE=Beware of Doug]
I’m deeply disappointed in the FSM needing delicate little eye stalks like some pansy-ass crustacean when it already has a pair of massive red glowering meatballs that could clearly serve as glowering, pitiless compound eyes around which spaghetti tentacles snap menacingly.
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Those meatballs are his reproductive organs
I must say this quietly because His Noodlyness frowns upon people discussing his reproductive organs