Will the adherents of Pastafarianism
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monsterism
and us Og-lers end up with a Holy War?
Wil Church of the Sub-Genius take sides?
The spirit of the FSM lives in the heart of all right thinking people. The others are merely posers and satirical affectations.
Death to any follow of Og who converts to the false religion of the apostate pasta moster.
So…wouldn’t it be cool if God finally came to us in his true form and he did bear a striking resemblance to a bunch of spaghetti?
It would be so uncool if God turned out to be Cthulu.
I think Og would “Smash” the FSM but only if he was prepared.
Now the IPU would handle Og easily, Og would never see Her coming and that Horn if very dangerous.
I don’t think she would do well vs. the FSM however. What would the Horn do to Spaghetti, once she charged and struck the FSM would strangle her.
Jim {I ran the simulation 100 times, Og beats FSM 69% of the time, IPU beats OG 88% of the time and FSM beats IPU 64% of the time*}
* Please note I am full of crap, I ran no simulations
And Chuck Norris. Chuck would win.
Og has great power, but generally only in his own domain (the SDMB-verse). Whereas the FSM made us all.
Our Father, who art in pesto
Alfredo be thy name
Thy kingdom come, Al dente done,
on forks as it is on chopsticks
Give us this plate with garlic bread
be sure to give us napkins
As we give napkins to those who impress us
And lead me not to Olive Garden
but delivery from Carraba’s.
For thine is the garlic,
the marinara and the oregano
Forever and ever
RAMEN
Yep.
http://www.vestaldesign.com/vestalblog/uploaded_images/Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appendage-720112.jpg
Bah! Og, Flying Spaghetti Monsters… Godzilla could beat both of them up before he even got in his car to drive to Tokyo to level it for the day.
Of course, even Godzilla knows not to displease the Great Green Arkleseizure, lest he bring about The Coming Of The Great White Handkerchief… 
Og is the og of oggs. Og is the og of the FSM and the IPU. (Whatever happened to the IPU anyway?) Like Zeus among the olympians Og need nearly stretch his smashing hands and all the lesser comic deities will be smashed like a glass at a Jewish wedding.
Poor IPU is already being forgotten for the trendy newcomer FSM. She was a rather nice diety, but she is already going the way of Hermes and Odin and Lugh.
Jim
All this FSM-vs-Og-vs-IPU stuff is bollocks.
I believe in the One True Whatever, and that all of these pseudowhatevers are simply manifistations of Their Whatevery Whateverness.
Tch.
Anybody who’s read American Gods knows - this can’t end well.
And is it a coincidence that Stanisclw Lem was just in the news?
Ijon Tichy indeed.
Well, Og would smash the FSM, true. But really, what would that accomplish? Have you ever really smashed spaghetti? That’d just spread it around. I think after any initial conflict, the two would settle into a noodly, tomato-y, smashy, but relatively harmonious coexistence.
Beautiful prayer, btw, Amazon Floozy Goddess. Truly inspiring. In fact, I think it’s inspiring me to go to lunch.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Ditto, ditto, ditto.
I say we write it anyways.
Set the stage! Out of the wings lumbers Og the Almighty, ready to smash, and in the opposite corner the Flying Spaghetti Monster floats with his noodly appendage…
Thou shalt have no Og but Og.
I’m deeply disappointed in the FSM needing delicate little eye stalks like some pansy-ass crustacean when it already has a pair of massive red glowering meatballs that could clearly serve as glowering, pitiless compound eyes around which spaghetti tentacles snap menacingly.
Og takes no form comprehensible to puny mortal minds, but if He did, I suspect He would manifest Himself as an immense steaming mug of chocolate flavored Ovaltine.