Flutes possibly contaminated with semen given to California students
I couldn’t find any information about how the contamination was discovered.
It amazes me that people can still find new ways to be perverse and disgusting.
“This one time, at band camp…”
I have so many questions, that I’m not sure I want answered…
Wait’ll the International Tuba Fest scandal breaks…
Its odd that the authorities won’t name the suspect or how this was discovered.
FTR…this began in Orange County. The local news aren’t providing any concrete details and the story thus far seems sensational.
flutes, not FLUKES!
Ohhhhh!
I’m not getting the humor here. This is a vile crime directed against children. If this actually happened, they ought to give him a special exception death penalty. It reminds me of this earlier case.
If you’re man enough to fill a tuba then I think you should be allowed to do whatever you want. 
In your opinion, is there any actual harm to the children? If so, what is it?
You just can’t make this shit up, can you?
Where flutes go, treble follows.
How refreshing, to see such an inordinately intelligent question. There will, of course, be no answer forthcoming.
Seriously, what if the guy jerked off and then handled the doorknob to the band room. Would we still have demands for “special exception death penalty”?
So, I see they still pipe officers aboard ship. The tradition lives on.
The guy may not deserve the death penalty, but a beating with a burlap sack full of brass woodwinds.
You should be thrown off a clef for that terrible pun.
It’s all about that bass…
Tell that to the kids who will be living with this in their memories of childhood for the rest of their lives. Lets see how your ass would react if he came all over your keyboard.
This criminal committed a sex act against children. No sane human could even conceive of this. If not already, he will want his semen inside kids. He is a predator.
Usually one must go to Thailand or the Philippines to encounter such cavalier attitudes towards children and sexuality.
Actually, the pedos who used to go to Thailand now generally head for Cambodia. Thailand has cracked down a lot.
How much semen are we talking about, here; little spots only detectable under a black light, or the flute makes a gurgling sound when you play it?