No, I’m Cecil! And my wife’s Cecil too!
@Spoons, you’re not married.
Don’t be funnin’ me.
No, I am Cecil!
Will the real ‘Cecil Adams’ please stand up?
::rises::
Not Cecil, just had to pee.
How can we be sure it’s him and not Slim Shady?
I’ll know.
No, I am Slim Sh…wait a minute…
Don’t be silly. Everyone knows Santa is a mythter.
Dear @Cecil_Adams
I’m confused. Is Santa Claus a myth or a myther.
My ignorance needs to be fought.
Only you can know the final word on this.
I cannot go on with this mystery weighing on my heart.
Do tell.
Sincerely:
Beckdawrek.
Your humble servant…
this is taking longer than I thought
Forgot ‘?’ up there.
Thou art summoning the great Master? And if he hear thee, thou wilt anger him. Save your summons for lesser beings thou must offer an acceptable sacrifice and commit to weeks of fasting from the sdmb. Then you may find what you are seeking, the sage of all sages commands it.
What art thou, Faustus, but a man condemned to post?
Umm?
“Romeo, wherefore art thou”
I’m kinda dumb on the medieval stuff, I play "Forge of Empires’ tho’
Horatio, hold the bridge!
There is no Cecil. Life has gotten to me, and I no longer believe.
…!
Oh, Ye of little faith!
Oh, he’s out there.
He’s trying to contact @Ed_Zotti as we speak.
Unca Cec wants to meet Ms. TMI(moi), and why wouldn’t he? 
I imagine that he is understandably trying to keep his gumball allergy quiet.