Maybe he has a fear of Bigfoot…
He’d like my Siamese cats.
WTH? Am I sayin’?
No-one likes my cats. Not even me.
Aww…I just heard loud purring.
I think they just read my mind
My pet Fouke monster wouldn’t hurt a fly…unless I tell him to.
I’ll send y’all my paypal address.
Carni*, it’s all fine and good till Freddy Fouke burns the house down. Or, egads, eats the cat…
*nickname.
Oh, he quit smoking. The vet shaved a little place for a nicotine patch.
You took a bipedal to a Vet?
I guess you got it a flea collar as well?
:Smack:
Attention in the pumpkin patch! Focus! Where is your obeisance to the most copyrighted member of our tribe, you’re not summoning hard enough! 
As long as we not talking about neutering…
I am a responsible pet cryptozoologist.
Is that the same thing as a zoologist that speaks in code?
Boo
I just knew you were gonna say “No, we rode in the car”
I need a new comedy straight man 
Ah, stick in the closest Enigma.
That’s “ah, shtick in the closest Enigma” to you. 
Boo
The words you guys are using!
Shocked…shocked I tell ya…!
Tell that to somebody that believes it.
Who you think we learned it from?
Book on WWII?
Close. It was from books. 
Used to sneak up into the adult section of the library and read all that juicy forbidden stuff. At first the librarians used to chase me back down into the children’s books until I persisted so long they gave up. I discovered that biographies were where the best swearing was, that and the birds and bees.
My big brother was the one who read the WWII books. He was generous about sharing his new found swearing vocabulary, thank heavens.
Help! @Cecil_Adams, I’m drowning in bad puns …
I’m coming, Beanie Boy! er, Beckie Girl!
No such thing as bad puns. The only bad puns are the ones that aren’t shared, that aren’t run up the flag pole to see if people groan. IMHO