Oh, Cecil. Where are you? Beckdawrek summons you

Post 100.

We need a 100 more guys.
@Cecil_Adams is gonna think the ‘teeming millions’ are just a ‘few folks and the weird guy in the corner’

Get in here and post your deepest darkest wish for @Cecil_Adams to come and say one measly word.
Hi
Hello
Kiss my butt
Or…my favorite
“Hi, Beckdawrek, you’re my favorite Doper”

Yeah. That’ll do it.
:wink:

Beck IS my favorite doper.

Carni*- you can’t fool me. I know for a fact you’re in Arkansas.
@Cecil_Adams isn’t in this state.
Oh, maybe he wants my peach cobbler and has decided to come on down.
I better clean up the guest room.

*nickname

Hey! I resemble that!

Yep, it’s da truth.

Or as Yoda would say ‘Beck, my favorite Doper is’.

But…Cecil is not responding.
Where have I gone wrong?
Am I too silly?
Dumb?
Not cute enough?
I do have sparkly toenails, just sayin’

Nah…I’m pretty cool if I say so myself.:upside_down_face:

Come on in, Cec.

45 posts in 14 days in one thread…
That should earn ya the stalker of the year badge! :medal_military:

Have you tried the ouija board, or saying his name three times into a dark mirror at midnight? (If he appears, don’t feed him after midnight, at all costs)

@mikecurtis, Wow! I can always use a new badge. Thanks.

Wouldn’t a stalker actually need to have had a real contact with the stalker to make it legit?
Hey, I’m not above that.
Unca Cece needs to do his part and show up.

I’m a confirmed over poster

You did not bring him the broom of the Wicked Witch of the West.

Auntie Em, Auntie Em.

Hey! I resemble that!

And that’s not all, hand over the ruby slippers and fix him up with Glinda the good witch

Beck,
I seen this here play where a girl with sparkly toe nails walks out on the balcony, and says, “Cecil, Cecil, wherefore art thou, Cecil?”
I guess she asks instead of says, but I digress.
Cecil, who has been stalking her out in the bushes, stand up and says, “Well, I’m rite cheer!”

Et tu Carni*?

*Nickname

Bumpin’ for @Cecil_Adams

@carnivorousplant:

So you are channeling Andy Griffith?

Just checking on the ages of my fellow MMPers. I heard it in Junior High.

Might be a tough one. When last seen, she and the Scarecrow were having root beers at Sonic.

I’m Just a girl who loves Andy!