Oh, Glurge! or, "I couldn't write a glurgier story if I tried"

Indeed.

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Bet you could do better than that! :slight_smile:

[sub]Looks like you got caught in the same board hiccup that I did[/sub]

Darn it! I deleted the spam after I copied it. Little Dying Billy, Fireman Bob, Jesus and Singing Angels.

StG

Resurrected from my Trashbin!

I wonder if Fireman Bob can be hired for deathbeds and parties?

The worst part is, it’s true.

Ack. I would’ve bet money it was the fevered writings of an out-of-work Hallmark hack.

StG

How about this one? In part:

I can see these guys sitting around composing the lyrics:

“Okay, how 'bout we have a little kid get on the CB?”

“A crippled kid!”

“Yeah, and his father is a trucker.”

Was a trucker… who was killed in a wreck!”

“When he was just trying to get home to his family.”

“Which is now broke!

“Yeah, they can’t make ends meet. Poor little crippled kid!”

LOL The audience will fall apart! Hahaha!”

What? You have to believe in the hospice concept to do this? How about the ‘basic humanity’ concept? You mean to tell me that most hospitals wouldn’t inform the family that their loved one is about to die, if they had ample warning? Give me a break!

“to be with Billy as he made his transition”?! bleah

Except check out how someone added the Jesus stuff at the end which is missing from the original, true version.

I guess using deceit for evagelistic purposes is A-OK.

Haj

The problem is, the people sending this stuff out really believe it’s true. I’ve got a friend who occaisionally sends me this stuff, and I think what’s going through her head is “This is a nice story. CJ’s a good Christian – she might like it.” Of course, the last time she did this, a Pit rant resulted, but I think (hope!) she’s learning.

CJ

From the link Johnny posted:

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