Our company just installed a peanut butter machine in the pantry. It makes peanut butter from whole peanuts stored in a hopper. I’m not sure what we’re supposed to do with the peanut butter, though, because the pantry isn’t stocked with bread. We’ve got beverages, breakfast cereal, instant oatmeal, fruit, candy, and snacks, but no bread.
Any suggestions regarding what we’re supposed to do with the peanut butter?
That doesn’t make any sense to me. Why would they provide something that’s useless unless you bring something else in? If I’m going to bring in my own bread, why wouldn’t I bring it in with peanut butter already on it, if that’s what I wanted?
Quit your bitchin’. I mean, for goddsakes, your company bought you a peanut butter maker and all you can do is whine there is no bread? BUY SOME BREAD and tell me how it tastes!
ETA: Peanut butter from the store is not going to be the same as peanut butter you made yourself!
Maybe you could ferment it and make some sort of peanut butter hooch?
A peanut butter maker? At work? WTF even if they did supply bread. If your workplace had any class they would put one of these in (need to scroll down to see the device). Link safe for work but not for arteries. http://www.bobevans.com/foodservice/products/heatandservegravy.aspx
Actually, I’m guessing that some enterprising peanut butter maker franchise owner offered to put it in your kitchen for free for a month or two, then will try to convince the bigwigs that your company can’t possibly continue to function without it.
Are you sure your company doesn’t have a client who is in the peanut butter machine making business? This sounds like the kind of thing the executives would do to keep a customer happy. “Hey, we want to do business with this guy. If he wants to sell us a peanut butter machine, we can always put it in the pantry.”
Actually, there is a pantry staff that keeps everything stocked. I assume they’re going to be responsible for cleaning it.
I’d be very surprised if this kind of thing was going on. Our clients tend to be professional organizations and service providers, government agencies, and very large companies, not manufacturers or vendors of things like peanut butter makers.