I’ll also note that the little paper ketchup cups are inadequate to catch the running glop that is dispensed. I watched someone get peanut butter all over his hand and then got a cereal bowl for the job.
Not anymore.
I would love that. I add peanut butter to my oatmeal every morning.
This made me laugh far harder than it had any right to.
I’m glad to read that you have cubed ice. My envy was reaching unbearable levels.
I can only picture Mr. Burns saying, “Let them have their tar-tar sauce…” Voila, the employees at Ascenray’s company are more productive and there are fewer accidents.
A cereal bowl of peanut butter for a snack - I would weigh 400 pounds if I worked there. 
Needles to say, I didn’t fill the bowl! Just one squirt.
That is an awesomely odd addition. I have to keep that in mind, see the staff is all talking about the peanut butter machine and didn’t even notice we didn’t give out bonuses this year. Win!
Truly an odd addition to a work place pantry.
Having tried the fresh, organic, natural peanut butter, I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s not for me.
It has a gritty, sandy texture, not a buttery one. In fact – TMI to follow –
Much of it came through undigested the next morning
Also, it doesn’t have the fullness of flavor that commercial peanut butter has. It needs the other ingredients like salt and sugar to round out the flavors.
Eeeew! Please, next time, give us an indication of the type of spoiler you are going to provide. Everyone, this is about bathroom functions, not about further consistency of the peanut butter as I had thought.
And I agree, btw - I don’t like fresh, organic, natural PB. It’s gross.
Funny
I would say they didn’t buy that peanut butter machine. The head of the company probably got it as a gift and figured he’d score points by giving it to the employees. It’s probably a way of regifting
it is about the consistency of the peanut butter just further than you thought.
I did. I said it was a TMI. Why would the consistency of peanut butter be a TMI? TMI’s are by definition ewww.
The first rule of TMI club is you don’t actually say WHY its TMI!
I thought you were going to say “It looks like poo”. Only, more graphically.
ETA: Billfish made me laugh.
I imagine it went something like this:
One Boss: We have to cut back on benefits. How are we gonna tell them?
Another Boss: Put a frozen yogurt machine in the kitchen to distract them. They’ll love it.
CEO: I like the cut of your jib AB, but yogurt’s no good. What we need is a peanut butter maker!
Everyone else: (murmuring agreement with some hesitation) Okay. You da man.
I literally have 5 (or 6) boxes of samples in my car that I need to drop off; want me to swing by?