I thought it was a pin in the navel! 
You’re definitely a girly girl, but you AIN’T no sissy! 
Still, I don’t like needles and I ain’t gettin nothing tattooed or pierced…
AAAaaaaargh! pimf! pimf!!!
Not possible - I have morphed into a tiny ball in the upper corner of the hot tub area, stealing chocolate, ice cream, and fingernail polish (perusing the Estrogen for Estrogen tome someone thoughtfully provided, feeling the greatest empathy for Maureen and generally being quiet but watchful…
I’m a people-watcher, you know!
[sub]and thoughtfully volunteering for Davebear ministrations, which would probably be a heck of a lot more effective than ice cream… [/sub]
Well, I didn’t want to embarrass you dear one, but if it was that much of an endurance trial, I wouldn’t be ready for more yet, now would I? I know you can do better than that…
Eesh. We tell you it doesn’t hurt, that it looks cool, and that women like it, and still no? Tell you what, 6. mipiace and I will stay with you the whole time and nurse you back to health afterward. How’s that?
And it isn’t really a needle. It’s this gun thingy that looks more like an electric razor.
Ooh, tattoos and piercings and weddings, boy am I late to the party!
And fellow pen freaks. I loved that handwriting thread, too. But I never did send in a sample.
I’m with you on the tattoo thing,if6. Not really willing to go through that. (Although if I did, I’d get a small rose somewhere) I’ll stick to body paint and chocolate…
I know a woman who took her son’s photograph and had the tattoo artist reproduce it across the small of her back. The guy did an incredible job.
Well… if Mo and miapiace were going to nurse me back to health… that’d be worth a little pain. 
If you aren’t wimpy, I might even wear my sexy nurse outfit with stilettos and fishnets…anyone else besides me have a fishnet fetish? I luv 'em! I think they are molto sexy!
Fishnets make your legs look fabulous!
Hm. Don’t own a pair of fishnets, but I do have a lovely pair of black silk stockings with seams up the back.
I like those too…I used to wear those to work in Italy. The fighter pilots loved those…with my black buisiness suit withthe short skirt and white pearls.
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~sighs~ You guys are going to be the death of me, I swear…either that or you are going to flog me senseless…
Poor Rocky (I say poor because I probably drove him RIGHT outta this thread, never to be seen again) and I are not actually getting married. He’s very cute and very sweet, and I’d probably be a very lucky girl to be his SO…but nothing has happened between us that all of you guys haven’t seen. If we really had something going on, we’d let you all know, but my post was in no way intended to throw you guys all into a frenzy and I apologize to everyone.
Soooo…back to the flirting, lick my frogs dammit!
I’m from GA originally…so a peach is pretty appropriate. ~grins~
~bouncy bouncy bounces~ Pick me, pick me!
Houston has some pretty mean streets! ~hint~
~J
So…where are the pics of that?
And, that?
Not that anyone asked me, exactly, but I’m taking this as an excuse to express my opinion. I’ve never really wanted a tattoo. I’ve seen a book on tattoo art, some of which was phenomenal, but most of the tattoos I’ve seen were not of high enough quality to hang on a wall, let alone have embedded in my skin.
I thought about getting an ear pierced, back in HS/College days, but never got around to it. I don’t think it would look right on me, now.
Hmm…a ghost asking to be ministered to. Something wrong with that picture, but never mind. Whatcha got in mind, sugar? You got some wound I might be able to heal with a laying on of hands?
Women! One minute they’re mindlessly babbling in ectasy, can’t see or think straight, and so limp you could roll them up like a rug; the next minute they’re dissin’ ya’ in public. Ungrateful wench!
Besides…you owe me, here. Why should I worry about “doing better”?
…and never had doggy-style sex again, ever, for the rest of her life. (unless her partner was blind or really, really twisted)
If I ever got a tatoo I’d get it on the small of my back, off to the right… in a very specific spot.
Hey yeah Dave bear might not flirt with a woman right in front of her SO but hey! I flirt with a womanAND her SO right in front of you both! Hey last week we were all makin’ sammiches in the hot tub so I figure it’s all in the family!!
And I actually do have pics of my tat from when I first got it but I have to scare them up…I’ll go look for them and see if I can find a scanner if you guys want to see. I’ve thought of doing this before because on this board there have been a lot of tattoo threads before and I am kind of proud because I drew it…I promise, I will try and get this done.
The navel? that’s weird, you just want to see my belly, it looks just like everybody else’s. I know you have a navel fetish Dave. You show me yours and I’ll show you mine!
Aw, sweetie…If I didn’t enjoy it so much, I wouldn’t be pushing so hard for more.
PS - Jaade - I am going to have to take that road trip to Houston soon. Maybe not this weekend but since my weekends are going to be a lot freer in the future, I promise, it is going to be soon! Maybe Casper can tag along to her favorite haunts too.
HEY! How come I didn’t get to mindlessly babble in ecstasy so limp you could roll me up like a rug - huh?
See! mipiace has the right idea…