No wound a’tall, Davebear - but I do hate to see you deprived of licking frogs (chocolate as they be) from strategic anatomical locations. I was just thinking of your well being, of course…
If its a non-mommy weekend, you can bet I’ll be out haunting! I missed the one HouDope that Jaade graced with her presence (okay, well, I’ve only been to one HouDope myself!).
[sub]Wyatt seems unusually quiet, from what I’ve been watching… did someone give him ice cream?![/sub]
Wyatt has been especially quiet lately… hmm…
Whoo hoo, I’m ready!
~puts on her dancin’ shoes~
Actually darlin’, I missed that HouDope myself, I’ve never been to one. I was disappointed, I didn’t find out about it until after the fact. If you hear about another one, let me know!!
Uh-oh…when Wyatt is quiet it usually mean he is up to no good. White Ink better have her flogger ready, I suspect he is getting into trouble.
White Ink has a flogger?!?
…you guys won’t make me go country dancing will you? I haven’t done that since I was a young sprite back in Florida…I don’t do line dancing and two stepping and stuff. But then I do like cowboys in tight jeans, I could just sight at the bar and rink and gape!!! Cowboys are sweet about buying pretty ladies drinks all night long…
Yep! I’m sure she’ll tell ya’ ALL about it! Maybe even show you.
I love, love, love to dance…but I would never make you dance. Cowboys are wonderfully scrumptious though, aren’t they?
FTR, line dancing has fallen right out of fashion, so you won’t have to worry about that in any case…
~J
Can I borrow that??
No, no no you know what I mean. Country music…do you go to CW bars? They are okay but tend to freak me out once I start boozing…long story, I had a surreal experience at one here in SA…really comical actually, I’ll have to email you…too long for the board. But YES cowboys are cuties, I prefer the yuppie/preppie type though…you can probably tell from my posts (God I hate to admit this) b/c …(Oh God Dave is going to love to smack me for this…(sigh) they spend more money on me…okay I’m going to just go slide over to the corner and wait for the barrage from all of the men in the room. (yelp, yelp, yelp!!!) I’m sorry , I’m sorry, I’m sorry!!! Anyway, for now I am looking for something a little less substantial anyway so a cowboy might so just fine provided he is …well…just …fine! He can be my meaningful soulmate boyfriend for the rest of my…weekend.
What does a ghost do with a flogger?
I’m with Jaade on the C&W dancing - and TX (contrary to popular belief in some places) never DID get much into line dancing like the rest of the country… (at least not the places I’ve been!)
Besides, sitting and WATCHING those cowboys and wondering whether its a condom or a can of copenhagen in the back pocket is fun, too!! 
I’m with Jaade on the C&W dancing - and TX (contrary to popular belief in some places) never DID get much into line dancing like the rest of the country… (at least not the places I’ve been!)
Besides, sitting and WATCHING those cowboys and wondering whether its a condom or a can of copenhagen in the back pocket is fun, too!!
dammitDammitDAMMITDAMMITDAMMIT!!! I need help and…advice. Which I never ask for, but I can’t do this alone. And a shoulder, too, fairly waterproof, because I haven’t stopped crying for about an hour now. I was stupid, and insensitive, and apparently unkind. I hurt someone who means the whole world to me for something as silly as winning a pointless argument. It was never intended to hurt, and it was a fairly innocuous comment, but I guess I did more damage than I thought, because now he won’t even talk to me and I can’t stand that I have hurt him so badly.
Jaade, honey, what do I do? How do I get him to accept my apology and forgive me? I can’t even function right now…
Yeah but in CW bars I get approached with opening lines like this one from last weekend “Have you ever seen a 15 inch cock?” The guy was a chicken farmer…you know, something just makes me not that interested in dating a chicken farmer…drat.
I told him “Yes, just this morning I saw a 15 inch cock” and it hung him up. he didn’t know what to say…so I told him why don’t you go off and look for a 15 inch cock…and off he went. [sigh] is it only me who has such brutal bar stories?
Jaade, honey, you ain’t run me outta this thread. I’m still around … even though you’ve broken my heart by cancelling the wedding. Work’s just been making it tough to party during the day lately.
I actually will be parting ways with y’all for a few days, starting tomorrow. Heading to Indy for one of the world’s greatest motorsports weekends. I have no doubt you folks will leave me plenty to read and catch up on by Monday. 
Warmest Regards to all! Have a great weekend!
Dave
Ok I am just waaaay behind here… teach me to go to the doctors this morning! Baby is fine and so am I. He’s conservatively estimated at 5 and 1/2 pounds since my OB opted not to cause me extreme pain to get exact measurements
I don’t have a flogger… I do have assorted feathers and a couple of whips and other stuff though.
I also have fishnet stockings except they don’t make them in maternity either! It is mighty hard to get those seams in the back straight though. grrr
I can’t dance at all. Never learned how. Twas forbidden in the parent’s house and now I’m old and clumsy and self conscious so all attempts to learn have been disasterous.
I want a tatto or a belly button ring. I’m thinking a nice reward for birth would be one of the two. I just don’t know exactly what to get for a tattoo… I really like the anklets!
I’m sorry studmuffin disappointed you again 
Enjoy that girl’s night out!
On Preview… Eeeek Maureen! What’s wrong?
And my cousins used to be chicken farmers! They aren’t all Texas cowboys ya know
Did I miss something? Maureen did you really wallop Rocky or something?
Maureen, it’s really hard to offer advice w/o knowing the situation… but I would say appologize for hurting him as sencerily as you can. (((hugs))) Hope it all works out ok.