Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

Mo, it IS insane! I’m with you! “I’m nice to you, you’re nice to me, everyone is happy.” That is what everyone wants, man or woman. It’s just not in my experience that it ever works out like that. :frowning: Alright… there are a few examples on this very board where it does work out like that… but I think they are few and far between… :frowning: God, I’m depressing myself! It’s just been my experience (very few experiences) that one or the other partner dominates a relationship. I guess a relationship where BOTH partners are truly equal and balanced is what we are ALL searching (wishing) for…
On a happier note… I don’t get get it! :smack: What IS the question that begs to be asked??? Ask away, dear! NOTHING offends me!
BTW… SECOND sweetest guy in this thread??? Now I’m mad!!! :smiley:

Hm. Sorella? Did you watch Nip/Tuck the other night? In which the hormonal plastic surgeon gets his cumm…um, sorry, comeuppance via one very gorgeous but also, sadly, very psychotic blond bimbo with a set of restraints? On again tonight, worth watching. Every man’s worst nightmare, so far as I could tell.

I need beer and butts… brb…

OMG - no I have seen the show but not that particular episode. I’ll have to tune in…I think it might cheer me up just to fantasize…wouldn’t that be a hoot. To tease him all week, make him think he’s gonna get a “big surprise” and then let him get all hot and bothered and get a big surprise all right. Tie him up and,… no wait hand cuff him and then tell him BTW honey, I’m breaking up with you RIGHT NOW - Goodbye. Well that would be ONE way to make sure he never came back - unless it was with the police.

I’m laughing like a lunatic right now.

OMG - no I have seen the show but not that particular episode. I’ll have to tune in…I think it might cheer me up just to fantasize…wouldn’t that be a hoot. To tease him all week, make him think he’s gonna get a “big surprise” and then let him get all hot and bothered and get a big surprise all right. Tie him up and,… no wait hand cuff him and then tell him BTW honey, I’m breaking up with you RIGHT NOW - Goodbye. Well that would be ONE way to make sure he never came back - unless it was with the police.

I’m laughing like a lunatic right now.

mipiace, you’re scary when you’re pissed… :eek:

And somehow… I LIKE it!

raises hand to volunteer as "official thread perv.
then cranes neck to try to look up the skirts of the posters above him …

Ah…I wouldn’t REALLY do it…i am just psyching myself up to stay mad at him so he can’t look at me all sweet and talk me out of it. If I keep adding fuel to the fire I will be really scary mad and there will be no way in hell he can change my firey red-headed mind…arrrrrgh!

Whoops, sorry, official title was
“Perv of the Thread”

**Raises hand to be official
Perv. of the Thread
**
Humm… thank goodness it isn’t Perv. of the Thread Yonder …

and Maureen Don’t cha just hate it when your brain misses the “I’m NOT going to say…” part of the thought and just does the “say” part …
Great quote from Illusions, by Richard Bach…
‘…I’m Not going to ask him how he found me, “How did you find me?” I said…’

Wyatt baby! We missed you! Especially 6…although how much is greatly suspect!!

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*Originally posted by if6was9 *
**On a happier note… I don’t get get it! :smack: What IS the question that begs to be asked??? Ask away, dear! NOTHING offends me!

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:sigh: Around Dave all this time, and you can’t figure it out? I bet Wyatt could tell you.

Yes, second. Quit fishin’, you!!:stuck_out_tongue:

Wyatt, you slay me! I never thought of craning my neck up to look up skirts…

… but I’m gonna try it right now!

oh, must get more sleep tonight…

WYATT!! PUPPY!!! I missed you. I’m out of soda.

Yay! Wyatt’s back!

wanders off to find a heating pad, as it’s been nearly 2 weeks since she got cracked by the chiro

And yes, sweetie, now that you mention it…that is EXACTLY what it was. Okay, I will NOT say that… “SO! blahblahblah…” ooooohhhfuuuck. Just like Ralphie in A Christmas Story. I suspect it has large amounts to do with the fact that I am completely amoral, and have no little voice telling me “no,no, Maureen. That will hurt.”

You’re not amoral, Mo! We ALL have that little voice, you too. Sometimes we just beat him/her to the punch. Maybe you F-ed up, but don’t beat yourself up over it. EVRYONE Fs-up sometimes. If he is a true friend, he’ll realize that! :wink:

Oh, I lovehate my boss!! That dear, sweet ladythe bitch just walked up to me with a box in her hands and said “It’s been a horrible day. Raspberry cheesecake. Have some.” OOOHhhhhhh…she KNOWS I just lost 17lbs… oh, what the hell. I worked out this morning.

Wow Mipiace, Just leave him a copy of ‘Gerald’s Game’ on the nightstand when you abandon the muffin to the wolves :wink:

I hope Maureen hears from her sweetie soon and things turn out well! You’ve got to be climbing the walls… I think the guys need to massage some tense muscles away!

I also think if you’re looking at your relationship and regarding who has all the power that should be a warning sign right there. Relationships should be about partnerships and not competitions. Yeah we all have our catty days but overall it should be on a level power base or someone will always feel haughty and entitled and someone else will always feel demeaned and resentful.

Yes…demeaned, resentful and tied to the bedpost. [evil laughter…]