DAVE!!! I love you man!!! HEy You know you have to smack me around. Yeah of course people have to bitch at us and then start their own hot tub h[party but, hey, you know I am always up for checking out the competition…and besides, if you haven’t been inthe hot tub how do YOU know I was naked drunk and wet Dave darlin (and in what order I got that way…?)
Anyway you know I have that Matahari fantasy…I was only spying…
And of course HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMPLE DREAMER!!! What is your birthday wish?
Hmmmm - went back to visit that hot tub party and noticed two things…
there are a couple of OTHER very FAMILIAR names who will not be mentioned here and of course I am always the one who catches the heat…mmm hmmm!!!:dubious:
there are also people in that tub who I would rather NOT be in a hot tub naked with because I have seen their picture in the “so this is me” thread (ACK) so I picked up my towel and quietly snuck back over here
me thinks I will stay home now…:eek:
I only ran thru naked… I didn’t get in the tub or nothin’… 
I never mentioned names 6, but you seem awful defensive!! 
::drags in yet another cardboard box (marked “October, 8th”) with balloons, festoons, streamers, fireworks, brightly colored paper hats, tooters, and various articles wrapped in discrete brown paper, then slips back to lurkmode::
WOW! Dreamer has a lurker fan club!!!
(ina verrrry cool party city I might add)
Hats??? We gets Paper Hats??? I LOVE silly hats!!!
Happy Dream Day, Birth Girl!!!
no… wait … reverse that!
Oh… and Happy get your feet back TaNookie … oh, but wait, I’m thinkin’ you still can’t see your feet past your floatation devices!
(I’m also thinkin’ y’all need to do a nice -tastefully clothed, of course- profile photo for your web site … to be able to remember them by…)
Ooops…Mipiace is STILLL a blonde redhead!!! Missed the Oct 8th part (really need to learn to read…anyone want to volunteer to tutor a wet naked redhead -wearing a towel of course ?)
I think someone ELSE has a lurkers fan club…or maybe there are more Dave babes than we originally thought…
And, just think…you still have your birthday lickings to look forward to.
Well, someone has to keep you in line, right? And, I don’t claim to know in what order things occurred, but I suspect it was in the order I stated; naked, then wet, then drunk (if you stayed long enough). And, I know cuz I peeked in the door.
Yeah, I noticed that, too, but it’s not good locker room/hot tub etiquette for men to notice other naked men. Besides, it’s so much more fun looking at naked women.
Hmmm…glad I didn’t have that experience. But, that’s why I’m not a huge fan of photos on message boards. Blows all the illusions.
ambles over to one of the boxes marked October 7th, reaches in, and comes up with a heaping handful of confetti **
* * Dream Girl * * * * *
Awww! I love ya’ll so much! You’re the best! I feel so loved and happy today. Can’t wipe this smile off my face.
{{{{{{group hug}}}}}}}
Holy Cow, that “confetti” gimmick really is cool (Although I am not normally a fan of altering the text colour or size. I am more of smiley face person)! 
Oh and by the way, I just received this e-mail:
“Hello Kai,
Your cv is received OK now.
My next step here will be to start the administration process which will result in authorising you as a visiting guest worker at my institute. So, in a week or so you will probably be contacted and requested to provide some personal documentation to permit (with your agreement) a security clearance check to be intitiated.
All the best,”
So - Yay! - I guess I´ll start the happy dance earlier, even though I claimed I wouldn´t, a couple of posts before 
Oh and Happy Birthday, Simple Dreamer
What a happy day! Yay for you Optihut! And thank you.
My email box is so happy today being filled with emails it doesn’t hardly know what to do!
WOW, D.Bear cool confettii!!!
You computer people have the coolest stuffs!
and Stuff is important … so are silly hats!
eyeing the box marked for the 8th
Simple Birthday, again, Happy Dreamer!
no… wait … reverse that…
::blushes::
::quickly pre-unwraps aardvark-shaped brown paper packet, - but *is * it an aardvark? - while all eyes are distracted by a confetti-heaped Dream Girl and a wet, blonde redhead in a towel…::
Well, it’s nice that your box is so happy. Which reminds me…are you ready for your birthday licks? And, did you want to BE your birthday cake?
Glad everyone like the confetti. And, congrats, optihut!
I can’t beleive I’m finally here, Pant Pant pant. I haven’t been lurking, I’ve been working to catch up. Obviously from the post count you can tell what a nubie I am. About a week and a half ago I saw OMFG and thought “That sounds interesting” Ever since I’ve been working my way up to the present.
I remember who Theresa was and Harmony and other unnamed match-es. I know that PIWF (preview is Wyatt ’s friend). I know not to play pool or poker with Maureen. I was there for the car drooling, and the spanking toy lessons. I jeered when freetobeme tried to close the thread twice (hey he was giving newbies a bad name, besides since that was back in the wayback I knew he had failed). I took the test, again back in the wayback (p 26?) and passed it at least to my satisfaction. I know about the breakup’s the makeup’s, and the fingernail polish. The hot tub was a great idea, and sammiches :eek: Oh my! ]By the way does the honey, edible body art and the hot tub combine to make soup? Humm… Congratulations to Tanookie I know there was a link, but I was afraid that if I got off thread I’d never catch up! ( I haven’t persued the spit or swallow thread for the same reason). Wyatt made a great doggie bartender, but I was relieved (but not on the floor) when he was returned to his goofy self (Those deep insightful thoughts weren’t REALLY yours were they?). I know why peritrochoid is now Rocky, and was duly impressed at his wankel. I know why If6was9 shouldn’t have the connotations it does, but I learned that here. I am now aware of the eye flick, and was always aware of the eye yo yo. I know that the P in Psalex Is silent, and why. I was amazed at your Johnny Cash recollections, he was indeed very cool. I was jealous of the body shots, and even more so the picture swapping ( I was still many pages behind you). I have seen acres of floating boobage, and been amazed at the displacement thereof. I know Mipiace has a beautiful hand drawn tatoo, doesn’t get drunk in country western bars, and has in fact seen a fifteen inch cock. I am also in awe of her driving abilities, Jaade is a softball phenom, and When you said “Lick my frog”… I…I… My brain smokes when I think to long about you. Licking is my favorite way to remove frosting. Happy Birthday Simple Dreamer. SDMB won’t mean the same any more. Salem and SJ2… Redheads… everywhere I think the count is five? I love redheads, and have from way way back. Everyone else greetings and salutations.
And Dave Bear, the man, the legend. The trail has been so long it’s hard to summarize. Congratulations, and condolences. Apply these where they fit.
I’m just glad to be here.
You have to realize my view is kind of Skewed since this is the first thread I have followed that I wasn’t lead to from the “threadspotting” link on the home page. So some of these things may only pertain to this thread. Correct me if I’m wrong
I learned that it is impolite to go to the end of a thread and post without having read the previous posts. I have learned the proper way to quote someone in a post, and that you are supposed to bold the name of another poster when using it in your posting. I have learned what hijacking is, and that it is usually good naturedly tolerated. I now know where to turn for advice on everything from matters of the heart to cover letters. Horsepower is good, handling is better. Flirting is a good thing, especially if it involves witty word play. I have learned that it is a GOOD thing to copy the text of your response before you send it, especially if it is long, and includes lots of coding :). These and many other things I have learned studying your shining example. I had to learn them myself as I have apparently been :smack: knocked quite sensei-less.
And now for my first attempted quote. I have laughed about lots of things I have read, but this was so funny that (insert liquid of choice) spurted out of my (insert inappropriate orifice)
It took me quite a while and many previews to get the coding right. Now I am hoping that I haven’t accidentally posted all of this about a dozen times I’m attaching some lettuce to bribe the hamsters to be kind.
Welcome aboard ShotgunZen! And since your memory of the thread is still fresh, perhaps you can tell me whatever happened to Meanoldlady?
Oh well, here´s hoping she´ll jump out of Dave´s Birthday cake tomorrow
WOW! Shotgunzen! I am duly impressed. I think you kept up with all of that better than I could have!
That is a HUGE post for a newly decloaked lurker! - Welcome aboard our crazy ship.
Welcome, hi, and thank you ShotgunZen.