Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

Wow!!! ShotGunZen
(“I am at one with my pellets?” or is it somehow, more like a shotgun wedding? … "When staring down the muzzle of a 12 gauge is it Very difficult to be anywhere else but Here and Now! )

Anyway I am So honored to be the one goofy quote you broke your coding … virginity … on! Golly, Gee!!! and with nearly no discernible typos in it! (you may have noted … Some people only quote me when there are typos …)

And to paraphrase from your “Prop-head” profile
"Scuba diving remodeling Motorcycles … "

Underwater motorcycle remodeling … You’re gonna fit Right in here! That’s for sure … wanna buy a nose hose® or a nice sanitary toothbrush?

Oh, and congratulations on your manners and your tenacity to read your way all the way back to the “here and now!”

Hi, there, ShotgunZen. Since you’ve just so recently read through it, maybe you can help me with something, as I’m at a loss…when the HELL did I become mama to this madhouse?

Isn’t it funny to see what the outside perception is of all of us?

You became “Mama Maureen” Waaaaaaay back on page 3!!!
Dunno When you adopted the rest of us.
Does that mean you’ll be sending me presents on my birthday and insert the-name-of-your-own-favorite-religious-or-other-holiday-or-gift-giving-event-coming-at-or-about-winter-Solstice Huh? huh? huh?

Did I show you what D.Bear brought me? Just Look at this nifty rice bowl with the little chopstick holder notches and the nice embedded nicotine to enhance the flavor of my rice!!!

There is an Outside perception of us?
Others perceive Us? Dang! There goes my Whole narcissistic theory of life!

I need a drink!

:sigh:…Wyatt, you have waaayyy too good a memory. Christmas presents to good little children who remember to vote before they start drinking.

Welcome aboard, ShotgunZen! I came in about page 26, and you had to catch up on TWICE as many pages! :eek:

And thank you very much. I had forgotten about mipiace’s parrot and the promised (but undelivered) pics. :slight_smile:

Dave, cool confetti.

Dreamer, you’re gonna have mail in about ten minutes…

Personally, I’d wanna be shit-faced to vote in THAT crazy election! :smiley:

6, don’t encourage him. It was hard enough to break him of relieving himself in the corner.

Mission: Figure out how everyone does those replies with multiple imbedded quotes
Prognosis: Poor
Outcome: Questionable

Remember my perspective is only from this thread ( I have yet to branch out) so from my perspective she was just a fly by. I only recall a couple of posts from her. <shrug>
Congrat’s on the internship. I spent a couple of years working in close proximity to a really nice German guy named Kai by the way (BTW?). I’m sure that’s a much smaller coincidence than it seems to me. :slight_smile:

Thank you mipiace, for welcoming me aboard and for saying Crazy ship instead of Crazy Train. Thereby saving me from attempting to make a very poor Ozzy joke. I’ll try to stay out of the way while I’m learning the ropes. .Sailing joke Sorry ‘bout your Studmuffin problem btw. I was going to mention what a Bastage he must be, but really I can only feel sorry for him.

OOPS it just occurred to me that I’ll be talking like we’re all ole bud’s, and you don’t know me from Adam. Well I am not Adam (that should take care of THAT) :slight_smile: I feel like I know all of the frequent posters. I’m not sure how to remedy that… Humm. … Well feel free to put me in my place if need be. As far as the outside perspective. Remember I took the same trail to get here that you did :slight_smile: I just did it in eight days.

Simple Dreamer You are very welcome. It was my Birthday on the first. I thought the discussion about Libra women was interesting. Surely the things they were saying wouldn’t apply to Libra men?

OK hang on I’m going to try this again

When I was learning how to shoot skeet. The guy teaching me said something like “Pointing the gun needs to be as automatic as pointing your finger. The gun needs to be an extension of you. You shouldn’t even be aware of the gun. I thought that was a very Zen sort of thing to say about shooting a shotgun, and then the phrase ShotgunZen popped into my head. I will have to report that Giggling is decidedly frowned upon at the shooting range.

About the profile, hum shoulda been commas in there shouldn’t there. Well I stand by it. If anyone has an underwater motorcycle they want remodeled I’m your man. Air powered tools only though

The Nose snorkel reminds me about a joke about male whales sex lives. If anyone hasn’t heard it I’d be glad to regale you with it.

Look out folks he’s going for the Triple!

An instigator would innocently say that he must be referring to your age :slight_smile: But I remember it was way, way, way the hell back. In the first couple of pages as I recall. You were talking to him about relationships and referred to yourself that way. I’m sure it stuck because the motherly way you were speaking. Personally when you guys were talking ‘bout sammiches, and the back room I was thinking “Somehow that doesn’t sound like MY mom” :slight_smile:

LOL I was getting ready to post, and having learned caution about the simulposts went back and refreshed.

Congrat’s Wyatt on finding the actual quote.

“Slow motion chat room” Right. There’s four new posts since I started writing this. Imagine how may there will be by the time I’m done coding it. Jeez what was I thinking Three quotes! Just think of me as the man with the built in time lag

And now I’m off to work on a water heater. See what a reputation for being handy will get you?

oh CRUD! I Knew I forgot to do something today!

Polls, liquor never quicker
Liquor polls, never dulls…

Be right back!

Classic! :smiley: Find your center, and BE the gun!
WhiteInk, vote for Ahnoldt, or he’ll be bach!

And, don’t forget the myth. Lots of myths, around here. But, not as many Miss’s as there used to be.

Oh, and welcome! Very impressive entrance.

Careful what you wish for. If she does, she’s liable to be dressed in a mechanic’s jumpsuit and wielding a riot control sized can of mace. She’s awful purty, but she’s awful mean, too. And, she usually just does drive-bys. For some reason, though, I still like her.

Tch! Some people!

Along with Preview, Copy-and-Paste is your friend, too. If you’re feeling really lazy, and the hamsters aren’t straining too hard, at the time, you can also use two windows; one for composing, one for quoting. Makes it much easier to get the fancier formatting right. But, don’t tell anyone I told you that.

Uh oh! She’s in one of those moods, again.

Pretty, mean and dressed in a mechanic´s jumpsuit? Sounds like my kind of woman :stuck_out_tongue:

Hey guys! I made a post yesterday, but as I mentioned in the mass email, the hampsters didn’t like it, so I’m starting over.

Tanookie, congratulations on your new lovely baby. I know that you wish he could come home right now, but I’m sure it won’t be very long. ~hugs~ We’ll all be here with a “Welcome Home” banner when the time comes.

Work has been incredibly busy since my promotion, but I’m trying to get it under control so I can at least pop in here around lunchtime. I didn’t even have time to turn my computer on this weekend, between softball, Ren Faire and karaoke night. The Braves lost Sunday, which put me in a major funk for the rest of the night…and of course we all know how wonderful Mondays are!

The owner of my company is coming into town tomorrow, so we had a frenzy of activity at the office all day today. On the plus side, he loves to go to the Outback, and so tomorrow night I’ll be having dinner at a nice restaurant, and they are picking up the tab.

Optihut, congratulations on your email!

Davebear, my condolences to both yourself and Sherri.

Maureen honey, I’ve missed talking to you the past few days! We’ll get caught up soon, ok?

Rocky…~sigh~

mipiace, I know I’m a bit late…but you did the right thing with Studmuffin. You need someone that appreciates all you have to offer…and that’s a lot of appreciatin’.

Da Johnny Depp/Antonio Banderras sammich: I’ll take Johhny, you guys can have Antonio…I’ve already been stalking him for at least 10 years. The movie in question certainly wasn’t an award winner, but I’ve seen worse. (Leonard VI anyone?)

Irritating movie people should be taken out and shot…Maureen, I’m a food thrower too, Whoppers work very well!

I am sure there was a lot more I wanted to post, but that’s all I can think of right off hand…I’ll be scouring to see if I missed anything important later.

~J

Ohh! I remembered another part of my original, hampster trampled post:

6, I can touch my nose with my tongue. ~grins~

OOOOOH … OOOOH!! Pick me! PICK MEEEE! I’ve got some intrigue you could help with, Matahari. :wink:

LOL!!! :smiley: That has to be a nice feeling!

See, now that’s why I love this place … all the wonderful imagery! :smiley: And, Maastricht, good to see you. You should drop in more often.

A hearty welcome to you, ShotgunZen! Actually, as a prized student of The Sensei, I’m feeling quite threatened by your natural skill. :dubious: From all indications, you’ll fit in quite well. Assuming, that is, that you can pass the Wyatt’s initiation rituals. What? They didn’t tell you that was included? Oh, man! Good luck!! :smiley:

And CONGRATS!!, Optihut! That email sounds VERY positive! :slight_smile:

How did I forget to say “Happy Birthday Dreamer!” here? Well, I did email…so there’s that. Forgive me dear…I’m so glad to hear you had a good day. (or at least that it started well)

You know darlin’, a triple is actually harder to get than a homerun. Good job…and welcome to the club. you didn’t give Wyatt any money to join didja?

Yep, you’re going to fit in just fine around here…that was terribly cute!

And did you notice that he never did…~pouts, but coughs a little because of the smoke~

My birthday is coming up pretty soon, there’ll be lots of frosting! ~grins~

Instigate away. I dare you. :wink:

Jaade, darlin, missed you, too. Check your email. It may take you a while, tho! :smiley: It’s been a VERY long day in Babeland; I coulda used the help…

That’s because you’ve got a penchant for evil minded women, dear one.

::SWOON::

I can touch my nose. I can touch my tongue too…