Wyatt stomps over to the bar dropping a leg in the process. He grabs a sarsaparilla out of the ice but it sticks and instead he leaves his arm behind. Poutily, he limps over to the barkeep and wimpers ‘Pour me a sasparilla, please?’
Bwahaha, tanookie!
It’s just a little flesh wound.
Dang … wish that hot-and-sour soup in the fridge would hurry up and get ‘ready’ for the reverse spell…
I’m on DSL! I"M on DSL!
I keep feeling guilty for tying up the phone line! And I don’t have to!!!
A round of sasparillas on me!
Yeah you know what a ham I am. I have to admit the first time the guys ever heard that I was a cyclist we were at a farewell dinner and were goign to do some midnight riding afterward so i agreed to bring my cycle stuff and ride along afterward. I did enjoy the shock when I went into the ladies room and came out in black leathers…there was a little jaw dropping…Something striking about a redhead in black leathers.
No, I can’t do the Julie Andrews thing…but I have been to the place where it was filmed…does that count?
Hey Wyatt Here’s something that’s worked a few times for me. Ususlly I do my typing in a Word document, then cut the text and paste it into the reply window. If I didn’t do that, and the hamsters just die off or something bad happens to the post, I use the back button to take me to the screen where I typed it in. Then copy it and paste it into a word document. Of course having said that I now have no excuse for not posting brilliant stuff. Gosh revealing that wasn’t such a good idea was it?
I…uh…um…MMmmmmmmm… ZZZzzzzzzzttttt spspspspspspuuut
Jaw hangs open, smoke rolls out of ears, sound of electronics overloading. POW!!! Breaker blows… 5 second pause for auto reset…
Would it be possible for me to get a picture of you in your leathers? Or anything else for that matter 
I have owed people a photo of my tattoo forever now. I’m terrible about pictures…I just procrastinate. I think there is one of me floating around here somewhere. No, I don’t have one in leathers…or of my tat. But I’ll see if I can e-mail you one. do I get one of you?
wow, all this love, just for pioneering a l’il chocolate gizmo.
Tell me something, do you think folks would actually BUY chocolate nipple clamps that were sort of like chocolate clothes pins? Dark chocolate can be quite hard, and so it might not break…
please don’t steal my idea
I would! and no, I am not energetic enough to actually make it. “If you build it…they’ll cum…” wait, they were talking about something different weren’t they?
What part of “I love you” did you not understand??? HELL YES, I’d buy 'em by the gross!!!
Hey speaking of tattoos… now that I’m done with childbearing I was thinking I deserved a tattoo as a reward… now I need to know what to have done… and where…
If it weren’t for the stretch marks (see a few pages back for the gory details) I’d get my belly button pierced and then tattoo around it…
I’d buy chocolate nipple clamps… hell you could always do chocolate coated nipple clamps! Clamps with a little jar of chocolate to make them reusable… Then again I could just chocolate coat my own clamps…
3 more weeks!
You could just disguise the stretch marks with the tattoo. A nice vine might be nice…
eeee…tanookie, I remember that frustration ALL TOO WELL. It got to the point that, when the time limit was finally up, my ex was all but unnecessary… well…almost 
Absotively posilutely. 'course I have a similar problem. I’ll have to look for something to “doctor up” to hot guy status
tanookieTattoos, If I got one it would be Mighty Mouse. I used to really like Taz until the new Tazamania cartoons came out, and turned him into a total wimp. Trivia— In the original Bugs Bunny cartoon how did Bugs defeat Taz?
Davebear How does the job front look? I took a casual look, and it’s not to encouraging in this area. (Fingers crossed) Hopefully I won’t be looking, but people are already calling next Friday “Black Friday”
And with that cheery note I’ll leave you kids alone for the weekend.
Oh One more thing Wyatt Here’s a serving of hot and sour soup I picked up today at “Wok and GO” (I know it’s only Wok and Go But I like it) <— That’s actually on their sign. I guarantee that this stuff is over 14 days old. Even though it’s still hot I’m hoping you can make use of it
More like a freaking forest across the belly! No thanks
White Ink, if you made the clamps out of dark chocolate, I’d buy 'em just to eat 'em! Mmmmmmmmm!
Hey here’s an idea for you. Dark chocolate Easter Angry Rabbits.
DaveSorry to hear about the layoff (just catching up with the back pages here). Hope things work out for the best for you.
Hi mipiace, welcome home. Hope things are getting better for you.
Zengood luck with the job stuff. Hope you’re one of the keepers. Of course they may then expect you to do the work of five at 20% cut salary. Then you can catapult a cow at the building. It’ll be good for morale.
What would be the furry part?
Aren’t rabbits those “toys” that have a sort of ear that goes in the other direction of the main part that hit you where it counts?
Or so I’ve heard.
Cotton candy?