Whooo Hooooo!!!
Catapulting cows should be fun!
I want in!
Wow!!! Free Sarsaparillas!!!
Gawd I LOVE a Fast internet access Woman!!!
Kewl!!! Thanks, Zen man! Now, Where did I put that book with the counter spells??? I’m gonna be a non-zombie in No time!!! Whooo Hoooo!!! (ok, “in no time” sounds a lot like a Zen joke, huh?)
DSL? Pshaw… I got Cable Internet 
We’ve got ourselves a LAN and everything so I can peruse the dope and post here while hubby works and we don’t have to share computers or tie up phone lines! Gone are the days of two phone lines and two dial up accounts shiver Heck even the munchkin has her own computer all set up on her own desk!
[geezer]
you youngsters don’t know anything. back in the day, my typewriter was connected to my neighbors’ with string and tin cans.
[/geezer/]
grumbles about priveledged people rubbing it in on those of us who cannot have such things…
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
cable co. sez… “you can have it in 6 months” 4 years ago
phone co. sez “you can have it in 2 weeks” 3.5 years ago
cable co sez “you can have it in 6-8 months” 3 years ago
phone co sez “you can have it now!” 2 years ago (then say the kids that came to the door misread the map and came to the wrong door.)
Phone co sez “you can have it now” … word from their very own sales dept …1.5 years ago (and after running me through 3 hours of crap trying to get it to come up, sez … whoops, sorry, don’t know why we called you, you can’t have it.)
Cable company says “you can have it in 2 weeks to a month” … 3 months ago (Now the main office says … dunno What they were talking about … we show no plans for a rebuild in your area till 2005)
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[rubbing it in] I have DSL. It’s pretty fast. I like it. [/rii] 
poor Wyatt. he’ll never get it.
this is probably not the right time to mention that from where I work, our company has a T1 line that goes right into one of UUNet’s national back bones is it.
Nope, didn’t think so.
I could more easily see a candy angry rabbit made with taffy, and great idea whoever said it, with the cotton candy.
Talk about a toothsome treat! The chocolate would definitely break. man… this is so not cool. I do NOT need to be starting up an S&M candy factory, but I have to say, the idea of Licorice whips did come to mind.
I’m tellin!
Daaaaave! White Ink killed the thread!
Man! Am I the only one in this place who doesn’t have a life on friday and saturday night? sigh
No, if6, you’re not. Only my no life extends well into the week.
It was all that talk about licorice whips that did it for me. I had to listen to the radio. Which I can do now. On my DSL.
[sub] Wyatt, you don’t mind if I rub it in just a little bit do you, dear? [/sub]
I have a 3 week old baby… you want to compare having no life? I’m usually trying to get an hour or so of sleep by 9:00pm! Unfortunately our 2 year old usually has other plans!
The radio? That’s that thing I’m stuck with in the car with all the commercials? I prefer my 300 disc cd changer… I’m in the process of ripping all my cd’s so I can add CD text to them all so I can have every song title displayed as it plays. (Right now it only does album titles)
I have the oddest mix of music ever made sitting in a black box in my living room
Salem, that radio is sweet! Live365, even the homepage for XM sattelite radio has a bunch.
tanookie, I have a 300 disc changer in my car. It’s called a passenger seat!
I’ll go you odd for odd. I have a bunch recorded on my hard drive at work. Yesterday the other engineer (about 60-ish was watching over my shoulder, Van Halen was playing. He didn’t like that much. Then Robert Johnson ('30’s blues) came on. Made for quite a contrast. Lucky for everyone in there that I only listen to the rap with headphones…
Nah! I don’t think it’s possible to kill this thread. It’s like a bureaucracy, it now exists for the sake of continuing to exist.
And, why does it not suprise me that half the women in this thread are interested in nipple clamps?
Only half? The other half just aren’t talking, Dave. 
How’s it going?
uh… half the women … or all the women… one each?
Woo! Hoo! I have been told I am IT!
AND the time change went fairly smoothly. Only one problem (third party software running between two operating systems).
Now I get to go home
Dave Is this thread like bureaucracy in any other ways?
I’d also like to ask which half of the women are interested in nipple clamps? Never tried them myself, and I must admit that I’m curious… As a mater of fact I’ve been told many, many times that I’m curious… That’s curious…
Wow Wyatt I didn’t think of that. Maybe all the women are interested in nipple clamps but only for the left nipple. Since the left side of the body is controlled by the right side of the brain would all of these women be in their right mind? Or since it’s one of those dominance things maybe there only interested in a clamp on their dominant side Is that assuming they have a dominant side and a submissive side? Huh, Well the lack of sleep is showing. See you Monday.
No, they’d be left out.
You assume that we ladies are the only ones getting clamped here… I doubt White Ink paddles her own behind with that flogger
Tsk Tsk… you’d think the guys in the OMFG club, especially if they followed over from the SnS Pub would be a bit more ‘adventurous’
Hi everyone! I hope you are all having lovely weekends…
Friday night I played softball (you knew that, right?) and while sliding into second base I managed to relieve my left knee of all of it’s skin.
Good news: I won’t have to shave my left knee for a while.
Bad news: It appears that I have aged ever so slightly and my body just doesn’t like skinned knees anymore. I hardly slept at all Friday night because the COVERS were touching my leg.
Last night I went to see a band play, had a pretty good time. I am currently putting off housecleaning and laundry by reading the boards…
~sits on the edge of the hottub to let her feet soak~ And it’s cold in Texas today…the low tonight will be 44…looks like summer might finally be coming to a close.
Ohhh, can I just say GO MARLINS! I was so excited to hear they won the Series last night…just because they aren’t the Yankees.
What is everyone doing for Halloween?
Hmmmm… one of these days I’m going to have to dig up SnS and read it. What was the title? I still ain’t wearin no nipple clamps… unless I get a BIG favor in return! Because I’m a gentleman, I won’t do “that” smilie…
Jaade, sorry about your knee. Ain’t it a bitch how little owies become big owies as we get older. 
Hey Yankees! Where’s your $180 million NOW???
Probably be $280 mill next year…:rolleyes:
If this is a bureaucracy, we’re gonna need forms. Lots and lots of forms! Request to Post Form, Post Form, Follow-up Posting Form, Permission To Quote Form, Request To Enter Hot Tub Form, Permission To Exit Hot Tub Form… all in
triplicate
triplicate
triplicate
Aw fuck it! We’ll just call it a cult!