Oh, My Freaking God! (Looong!)

Hmm. Do ya suppose that means they’ve been gagged?

I dunno.

Like what? There are no employees, so that leaves out a whole lot of opportunities for evil. And, no customers, which leaves out another whole batch. What did ya have in mind?

I don’t think any of the other guys in this thread were around, back then. And, pain doesn’t arouse me; it angers me.

Ow! :frowning: Sorry to hear that.

Aged? Aged how? Like a cheddar cheese? Getting sharper and tastier inside, but possibly a little moldy on the outside? Like a fine wine? Getting mellower and more valuable, unless events conspire to turn the wine into vinegar? Or, like a mushroom? Just decaying into a slimy puddle?

I think I’m aging like an old car. Possibly an old Ford Fairlane.

Aww Dave…if you are an old car, you are a classic babe, like a candy apple red fast back 69 Mustang convertable…you will be okay honey. It just feels rusty right now…Hang in there. :frowning:

A PURPLE fast back 69 Mustang… with leopard skin interior. :wink:

I managed to relieve my left knee of all of it’s skin.

Good news: I won’t have to shave my left knee for a while.
Bad news: It appears that I have aged ever so slightly and my body just doesn’t like skinned knees anymore. I hardly slept at all Friday night because the COVERS were touching my leg.
Two words for you, Darlin’
LIQUID Bandage …
Get it at your local Target store …
spray/paint it on … and the scrape is all protected!

would you believe :smack:

and “liquid bandage” ya de da de da…

alright… I can’t resist…

MOM! The covers keep touching me! Make 'em stop! :smiley:
Sorry, Jaade, dear!

The worst part about these sorts of things is walking around looking like you’re ten years old. (Or maybe that’s a good thing?)
I had more holes in the knees of my jeans as an adult than as a kid. (Oh, get your minds out of the gutter. I mean from chasing around on the floor after the kids. :p)

Has anyone else visited twickster’s link from this post? Amongst other things, mine said “Your special pain or illness is ardvark.” (they misspelled it, not me!) bwahahaa

You know in a totally electronic and online sort of way, I’m one of the most adventurous people I know :slight_smile:

I have NO idea what the heck I was thinking. I posted that while I was working on problems with the time falling back so it was 2:00 am. I think it was about some Dilbertish bureaucracy humor that I can’t even remember in the sober light of day.

Giggle COVERS touching her leg… Jaade Let me be the first to offer to lay in your bed and hold the covers up off of your wounded knee. (hey weren’t there a bunch of OTHER battles waged over this?)

Aditional giggling (holes in the knees of Salem’s pants) You didn’t think anyone was going to let that by did you? :slight_smile:
And a good Monday to everyone.

Trivia answer: Bugs sent away to Tasmania for a female Tasmanian devil who promptly married him and took him back to Tasmania

Are our Califonia people ok?

sheesh California:smack:

i think we’re mostly in northern ca, dreamer. don’t remember anyone being down south. but if i got that wrong anyone, hope you’re all doing ok.

Monicaaaaaaa!!!
oh … and as to twixter …
Your bolding are belong to us

the dang’d Wyatt coding disease IS contagious and Spreading!!! … speaking of scary stuff, I’m embarrassed to say, I went and saw Scary Movie 3 … no, wait, I’m not embarrassed to say I went to it, I’m embarrassed to say I laughed all the way through it! … not as embarrassing as admitting that I laughed at the really sick-over-the-top humor in Something About Mary … but embarrassing, none the less … I have a contagious coding/typo disease AND a sick sense of humor! Doctor, is there AnY hope??? (oh, and By The Way… I AM VERY ‘in-that-way’ adventurous, Thank You VerY MucH! )

don’t worry about it, dreamer - we’re all going to learn to pronounce and spell it differently when arnold takes the helm of our sinking ship.

tanookie - maybe we just don’t clamp and tell.

WOW!!! now THAT’s news!
They’ve Moved Monday Night Football!
From San Diego over to AZ!
Amazing!
Raises hand I’m in the Northern Part of the state …
in one of the Two areas of the state that Didn’t vote for having Arnie being the puppet face in front of the Old School Republicans who wanted control of our State treasury …

Don’t sweat it Wyatt! Among other more serious movies, I LOVE sick disgusting childish humor.

Danny, I got that if 60’s was '90’s in the mail today. I’ve only heard a couple songs yet, but it is AWESOME!!! Thanks for the tip!

glad you liked it if60s. always glad to help. :slight_smile:

Obviously spelling wasn’t one of my strong suits in school… nor geography. I’m so embarassed.

Well, Dreamer … if it is any help to you, you probably don’t need to worry that your house is in the path of this set of fires …
wicked chuckle

sigh of relief Thank goodness Wyatt I was getting soooo worried! :wink: