:smack:
Snatch this grasshopper from his hand, Wyatt…or would it be from his foot?
Yes, the plans definitely went well. The kids were gone the whole weekend; no one bothered us but the pizza delivery guy. 
As for the kneepads…ah, honey, even if you could catch it, you couldn’t ride it 
HEY!! [hijack] I went looking for card rooms in Boston at this link, and couldn’t find ANY!! No one plays poker out there?[hijack]
Glad to hear you’re keeping everything up front (no pun intended) with Sherri. After-break-up sex isn’t necessarily healthy, but sounds like you’re trying to veer away, anyway.
takes magical gaia herbs and rolls them tightly into the rice paper, without tearing the rice paper
What???
I’m supposed to Walk on the Rice paper??? Without tearing it???
In hand-sewn Italian Leather loafers???
What have YOU been smokin’???
winks at Salem, refers quickly to the bar keeper’s guide, and blends up another Grasshopper, so she doesn’t have to keep swiping Dave’s drink out of his hand …
pours the extra into the bowl for the aardvark, just cause it is so funny to watch that 12" tongue lisp when he is drunk…
Rapidly Approaching Triple Digit posts, in a thread near you … the Original cool and everything, but® sarsaparilla dude
speaking of which, Wyatt, where in the East Bay do you tend bar? I’ll come in and chat while you pour me zombies.
… pour them into you, or turn you into a???
Seems so fine, to be able to post my First triple digit post, here, in a D.Bear thread, getting to flirt with a lovely lady who’d like me to get her Way drunk … I’d like to thank All the little people who’ve made this possible … Ok, ok, so it’s only 100 posts! But, Hey, live for today!
Not EVEN enough about me, just to continue this lovely hijack, I’m out nestled between Pleasant Hill and Martinez, under the main flight path for the airport, in a lovely area that cannot get DSL or Cable Modem … but that rumor has it, WILL be able to get High Speed Cable sometime in the next 6 months! (but they’ve been telling me that same 6 month time frame for 3 1/2 years, so far!)
Drop on by, Mo, heck I’ll even blend you up some of my father’s secret recipe Brandy Alexanders with Ice Cream, if that’s what it takes!
Oh, yeah, and gee, D.Bear I hope Theresa (the blonde babe) or Harmony (the WoMannequin) or Somebody Coherent calls!!! (there, back on track!)
oooohhh, Brandy Alexanders! Love those.
Got any Henry-Louis III? Or Tres Generaciones? I’ll match shots with ya! But be forewarned: I was married to a bartender, and I was in the Navy. I can DRINK when I have a mind to.
stares blankly at the gauntlet laying at his feet …
Ponders his manners whilst being hijacked by the Good Nurse,
Ponders the irony of his post inThis “anyone else not drink much” thread
Whimpers for a moment (in a most manly fashion)
Then bucks up and replys:
Tell ya what! You drink 'em, I’ll count 'em, that way one of us will be sober enough to decide if you’ve had too many to go home!!
I’m a bear, not a gorilla. I don’t drink with my feet. And, leave my drink alone! I’ll be happy to buy you your own.
:dubious: Is that any way to talk to a Legend™? Dissed in my own thread! Sonofa…
[sub]saunters off to find someone nice to talk to, humming…“goin’ down for the third time”…[/sub]
Well, since it ain’t legal, here, it wouldn’t be advisable to advertise.
Well, at least she didn’t cry like in some of the “horror” stories I’ve heard.
Sorry, Wyatt, you’re cool and everything, but stop getting Nomaardvark drunk. Last time, he tried to eat a shoelace, and it took twenty minutes to untie his tongue from my shoe.
Oh, and congrats on the milestone. 
Just be cautious - if the profile sounds too good to be true, it probably is (as I have found out). Seems some people don’t grasp the concept of honesty when creating their profiles either.
Oh, I know! But, I’m really hard to bullshit, especially in writing. I do appreciate the warning, though, you bittersweet thang, you. 
good to see you so chirpy this morning, Davebear…you’ll have to give me a few minutes to catch up, as there was faaaarrr too much weekend goin’ on, and…ah yes. I did actually post that. Hm. Seemed amusing at the time. K. Add Purple Nurples to the drinks I must nevereverever have again. At least, not in excess. And bed at 3am is far too late for a 6:30am wakeup call. (grumbles off in search of caffeine…)
3 hours and 30 minutes of sleep? Ouch… I’d be a zombie after such an ordeal. Then again, I always needed my 9 hours of sleep, unlike so many other people I know who get by with a mere 6 hours.
four hours is my bare-bones minimum. But, we had an early start today. I’ve only got two patients this morning, and as soon as they’re done, I think I am too. One of the lab techs just told me that there are raccoons out there who’d pay good money to get their eyes to look like mine. Anyway; D’bear. C’mon. Monday version. Update. Sorry. Will move on to multisyllabic words and phrases as soon as the IV coffee kicks in…
mumbling sorry dave…
Try a double espresso. That oughta snap those eyelids open. But, there’s nothing to update. Still no word from anyone, unless you count this offer to/from bittersweet.
Time for a little Big Head Todd and the Monsters, I think. dum de dum…both sweet and bitter, bitter and sweet…
Ah, it’s cool. But, do you have any idea how hard it is to untie a double reef knot, when it’s tied in a sticky tongue?
Oooh. The bear is gwouchy. You worked way too late last night. {{{{{davebear}}}}} . Sorry about that. So, if bittersweet and lorene sit on your lap while I massage your neck…would that cheer you up?
** follows DaveBear* like a good student, carrying the "the real Davebear … legendary, man! cite banner*
Raises hand to claim the video rights for That little party!
Grouchy? Me? Oh! umm…yes! I’m very grouchy! :mad: But, maybe if you ladies were to carry out that plan, it might cheer me up. Maybe. A little. 
:explodes with suppressed laughter that can no longer be contained: Bahahahahahaha! Woo! I dunno what made you think I was grouchy, but damn! you have good taste in fantasies. Of course, between the two of us, we’ve probably scared lorene off, for good. I was a little grouchy this morning, when someone dissed me most unjustly, in my own thread, but that’s passed.
Well, maybe bittersweet will let you take her photo, since she’s a model. Or the other ladies. But, count me out. I hate cameras, unless I’m operating them.
See what interesting stuff the mind can come up with on 3 1/2 hours of sleep? Lorene is probably intelligent enough to know we were just playing. And I did NOT diss you. I lightly kicked you under the table.