Originally posted by IvaHD *
Ok, lets try this again
eye contact still focused WAY up there at her eyes
Hi.
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stop and analyze:
did she respond?
Did she just nod her head?
or was there a full return “hi” or even “hello”, was there a smile?
In the event of anything above nodded her head ya mean I’ve STILL gotta be focused WAY up there at her eyes? move the conversation forward, (avoid talking about her breast, Both of 'em? Or just that one? *** her ass *** even if she has, like, you know, a Truely Excellent ass? Wouldn’t she want to know?***, how good her dress would look on your floor *** *oh:( * *** Make some comment that is at least halfway pertanent to the momment. other than the obvious comments you just ruled out? For example, say you are renting a video and she has some movie in her hand
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Oh, hey, “…” is one of my favorite movies.
or try
Oh {insert actor name here} is great, did you see her/him in “insert relavint film title here”
Dang! Now I, like, have to, like, Know Stuff! Like Actors and Stuff! Ya mean I’ve gotta, like, have Brains and stuff?
see if you can keep up a two sided conversation about anything for oh, I don’t know, 3~5 minutes you are in good shape. You can then go for the all out super ballsy
Hey would you like to get a cup of coffee or something?
****THAT is ‘super ballsy’? ****
*the you are beautiful is implied here, so don’t say it. If you can not get cup of coffee now, because bob is waiting upstairs for wrestlemania III, ammend to “Hey would you like to get a cup of coffee or something sometime”
The right ballance of bashful feet shuffling and inner confidence is key here. If you look too confident she may think that you do this daily. *** Goes to full length mirror and starts practicing his bashful foot shuffling … keeps ending up tapping out ‘shuffle off to Buffalo’ … Dang! This is gonna take some WORK!***
If she says yes, refrain from doing any really embarassing happy dances. Really! Not Even THAT? But, but, but, then, HOW’s she gonna Know just how ‘dancing on the inside’ Happy I AM!?!?!
If she says no, take it in stride*
“Oh well, can’t blame a guy fro trying, winning smile (this means no tears no drool) have a good night.” No Drool??? Ever? None?
*Now walk away! I guarentee if you run into her again at the video store she will remeber you with a smile, she may even start a conversation up with you this time.
Oh, someone asked about my hair and bra size, and to that I say:
well if you really want to know the 1st I will tell you *yeah, I do want to know… chuckle (the 2nd, well, I have given all the hints you are going to get).You’ve given us Hints??? But before I answer, right now, you have the luxury of imagining me any which way you want, why spoil that? I am quite happy with the pictires I have of you all, and asside from remebering from somwhere the dbear is somewhere over 6 feet I have no idea what the actual OMFG club would look like, it is kind of fun this way. I’m WAY more cuter than you are imagining! And I’m pretty close to doing an Excellent bashful foot shuffle!
6 chirality is one of those great words that make you sound smarter then you are. Like those mirrors that let objects be closer than they appear … or the mirror you can buy to put over the bed that says “objects are larger than they appear” Pretty kewl word, then!
I dissavow knowledge of all spelling mistakes and typos, cause I know they are in here somewhere **
Been there twice already and the last appointment is at 3.