Yeah! um … what HE said … about those city birds and stuff … 
This thread officially just got weird.
Well, what can I say? From the last few pages of responses, it sounds like you’ve been having a very distracting time from your troubles. If that’s what you need, then go for it… you’ll need it.
F_X
You just noticed it got weird now? I think your threshold for weirdness must be higher than mine…
Oh and Wyatt if you really don’t know what dave meant by pidgin I can explain it to you 
Pounding on the poor little thread’s chest …
- 0ne, two, three, four … … thirteen, fourteen, fifteen … *
blowing into the thread’s little mouth
“Breathe … Breathe”
one, two, three, four … … thirteen, fourteen, fifteen
“Breathe … Breathe”
Yep, they still have 'em. I even know a couple ladies that are consultants.
Yay! Color even. I’m very impressed. 
giggle Wyatt… dude, you crack me up!
Darn codes…
Was that the whole ‘monogomy’ thread? She SO did not get it.
Tell you the truth, Darlin’, I’m kinda still hoping you’ll offer to teach me about hanging shelves!
Wow! I’ve participated in a thread that went Official! Wow! In all humbleness, I’d Like to feel, perhaps I had some small part in this … 
(how come there is No blush “smiley”???:mad: )
reaches into pocket and Whips out a card, and hands it to Tanookie
–“Official word-meaning maker-upper person for the ‘Original cool and everything … but’ Dictionary, First Edition
… and potentially quite an excellent shelf hanging student”–
Psst! Wyatt! Some people think this → :o is a blushing smilie. Though it came to symbolize something else in Dave’s imfamous Spit & Swollow thread. 
Swallow… sheesh, I really can spell, honest.
Tanookie said:
Err yeah, prolly. But yeah, only now has it gotten truly strange. From my POV & all
- the current poster has actually a very high threshold for weird and bizarre things as long as they are neato-keen weird and not bughsit weird like some people’s weird coworkers who get nicknamed Moe in Seusslike poems.
Spit? Swallow? Oh so glad to have missed that. shudder
Oh, that was one of the threads that got our dear Davebear his rep.
That thread got him a rep.
This thread got him a student
Match.com got him dessert
Quite the collector, our D.Bear
Officially? Can I see some ID, please? Do we get a certificate, or something?
Anyone else find this confusing? Where’s Wyatt? This sounds like his native language.
How are ya’, Little Flaming Hamster?
I think she means *me. Some * folks around here have been weird all along.
Aw, I’m glad you liked it.
Pssst! Grasshopper! The orange one is supposed to be a blushing smilie. Although, to me, it either looks like it’s yawning or starring in a porn flick. shrug
Oh, you had a part in it, all right. A starring role, one might say.
Ah, yes. The good old days. And, the thread in which you became known as Dream Girl (to me, anyway).
We’ll mark you down as a spitter, then, shall we?
Ya think?
I love it when she calls me dear!
Doesn’t anyone have a clue for me?
Ooh, quite an offer, but I’ll have to pass. My social skills tend to drop off pretty sharply when I get around too many strangers. Thanks for thinking of me, though.
[sub]If you miss the dopefest, when are you planning to get your pie?[/sub]
Tupperware parties hmmf
I prefer candle parties and lingere parties although I do also have a weakness for pampered chef parties.
Surprise, I’m not that easy to categorize…
Aw, crap! I was hoping that having someone I knew, there, would keep me from crawling into my shell. I’m the same way. I can do one-on-one, no problem. But, groups scare the crap out of me! I don’t know anyone else who comes close to fitting the parameters, though, so I guess I’ll have to go solo. I’ll just have to see if I can muddle through, because I’m not backing down. I wanted a different lifestyle, and this is certainly different.
If I’m not there by the end of the evening, go ahead and eat it. It’ll give you energy for your bike ride.
Lingerie parties, eh? Well, that would certainly help bring me out of my shell.
Shall I resurrect the thread for you? 
I’m so alone…