Nein, danke.
Ya know they also have ‘toy parties’ and they go quite well in conjunction with lingere parties… maybe you will be the only guy at a combo toy/naughty nightie party and the ladies will all want your discerning opinion 
wow … that C.P.R. stuff really works!
:o THAT is “embarassment”??!??
wow… I thought it was well … way closer to “swollow”
In that case, I’m depending on you afterwards to tell me that it was great, and you had the time of your life, and I shouldn’t have missed it, and I’m an idiot.
Sorry. Existentialism Hour is from 3:59 to 4 am. Try again, tomorrow.
Sie sind willkommen. Informieren Sie mich, wenn Sie Ihren Verstand ändern. 
Well, the host is male, so I wouldn’t be the only guy there. And, I’m making no assumptions about his sexuality, despite those Tupperware rumors.
Sad, isn’t it? I think the designer should be the one to be embarassed.
You shouldn’t miss it, and you’re an idiot. What? Oh! After the party! Sorry. 
Well, if I’m not kidnapped and shipped off to the Orient to be a sex slave, you can count on me.
Verstimmt
Well, I know at least one place in the Boston area (possibly of more interest to Davebear) with good pizza where I could order a pizza and oral sex…
… ‘order’, sure, but there’s a big sign in the window reading “WE DON’T DELIVER”
Oohhh! Page 13, cool! (how come we aren’t allowed to edit our posts?)
I believe that was the title for the thread about D.Bear’s life, in that subject area, for the most recent decade … well, till he met Harmony and/or any of the others from his rapidly burgeoning ‘Match.Com’ admirers …
[nitpick] Mein Deutsch ist nicht so gut, aber … isn’t bitte the more correct response to danke. [/nitpick]
You’re in a delightfully cheery posting mood today, Dave. Something we should know about?
By the way, no clues here for ya, dude. Sorry. I sold my last one two weeks ago. Supplier says they’re on a 12-week backorder and I’m in desperate need of a few myself!
You off all people should know that I specilize in being confusing sometimes. Not really a fan or proponent of casual sex (or Match.com), but if you personally need something to get through your bad times… well, far be it from me to judge. (it’s not like I’m the recipient of it, after all… oops, did I jsut say that?)
I’m not too bad at all… finished a Chinese Reading and Writing Class a while ago, and am currently chilling with friends. (heck, it’s summer)
Might even have one of my infamous get-togethers at my place later this month. (which are only infamous because my brother jokes that I’ll buy 20 or 100 kegs of alcohol for each party that I host, and have frat boys sleeping a major driniking session off the morning after)
Right now, I’m a little confused as well. I just had someone on the telephone asking if this was the mall. When I said no, she wanted to know if this was SportChek… nope! Then she verified the phone number, which was my phone number! :eek:
Weird stuff, though it reminds me of what happened back in February. Then, I had some dude calling to ask if this was Coast Mountain Sports. Hmm… my number can’t really be that of the local sports stores around here! (otherwise I’d have a lot more calls of this nature)
So that’s how I am, in the proverbial nutshell.
F_X
Of course, that should have read “you of all people…”
As for clues, I’m fresh out. I gave my last one to Spoz yesterday, and I’m just waiting for my next shipment of them. (possibly via my Denver friend Corey, or maybe G)
Sorry I can’t be more helpful, dude.
F_X
BTW, Dave, since we’re from the same area, and my head is shaven, I was wondering if you might be interested in a cooperative proposition. You see, to me, giving oral to a lady is almost as much fun as consummation, but I’ve never particularly enjoyed recieving (I mean, sure, it’s okay -a gent should be open to enjoying almost any form of play with a suitable, willing and attractive lady - but it’s not in my top 50%) .
This has sometimes caused a certain (not my words) “power imbalance”. that I’ve never dared to discuss, until a recent thread made me realize I wasn’t alone. I realize I can’t complain if a lady wants to give, since that’s my gig, too, but I am afraid the enthusiasm of my response often falls short of their expectations, and I hate to disappoint
Anyway, I was thinking… you seem like a guy who’d go the extra mile for a friend, even a newly-made one. Might we discuss the possibility of… well, at those awkward moments where gender politics rears its ugly head, I could really use a fellow baldie on re-dial to route those often intrusive BJ’s to. I promise not to reveal our arrangement, even to our felloe SDMB’ers who are similarly afflicted. It’'d be raw self-interest: I wouldn’t dare kill the deal by spreading your altruism too far.
Bitte, Sei ein mensch, Herr Bear! Hilf mal einen Doper aus!
“ain’t nothing wrong with helping a buddy out” “sock, sock, soccer practice”
LOL! I know a couple places in Hampton Beach that should have those signs.
We can’t be trusted with something so important. :dubious:
Nope. Bitte = please, danke = thank you, wilkommen = welcome.
Nah. Just in a strange mood. Or, what was the word? Weird, I think.
Yeah, well demand has always outstripped the supply. Maybe I can find one on eBay.
Yes, I’m pretty sure that was you who said it. But, you’re safe. You’re way too far away, and way too young for me. Even if I could understand what you were saying.
Besides, Match isn’t really about casual sex; it’s about dating. What you do on your dates is up to you. There are other sites devoted to sexual encounters, but who has time?
Well, I’m with ya’, up to that point. I actually feel the same way. It may even be more fun, though that’s splitting curly hairs.
Well, now you’ve lost me. Can’t even conceive of that notion.
Lemme see if I’ve got this straight. You’ve got an excessive number of women who want to perform oral sex on you, and you’re looking to pawn them off on me. As in, have them come give me head, instead of giving it to you. :dubious: And, you think they’d go along with that?
Well, even assuming they would, (Is everybody sitting down?) I’d still have to pass. I’d like to help you out, but that’s just not me. I wouldn’t think you’d have too hard a time finding another bald guy who would be willing to be the beneficiary of your largesse, though. I appreciate the offer, and everything, but it’s a little too casual for me.
Couldn’t beat the weirdos, so you decided to join them? 
*Ponders if I pumped a bit Too hard, or something, in doing that thread C.P.R. … its gotten to where >>I’m<< one of the Really Normal sounding posters!
ponders the deep profound meaning that Must be contained in “sock, sock, soccer practice.”
Thanks Peritrochoid for being brave enough to reply…you rock! I missed your post somehow. I’m pretty sure I will make myself clear…
I’m hearing crickets. That can’t be a good sign. Oh, wait. The window’s open. Nevermind.
Got a bruised…nevermind. Don’t mind me. I just was in a sex thread.
LOL! Bear-baiting? It’s a dangerous sport, you know. I refused to get sucked in, before, because I know you. But, if you insist on an answer, I’ll give you one. An honest one, but I guarantee you won’t like it, and you’ll go into denial/attack mode, if your past behavior is any indicator.
Mini-Update: I spent the evening home alone, which should be good news to some of you. But, I did have another round of email exchanges with Monica, of party invitation fame, and we’re going to meet for coffee or soda, before the party, tomorrow. So, if that goes well, I’ll go to the party with her. If not, well, I guess I can always go to the Dopefest.
Harmony may be getting a little obsessive, and I’m not sure what to do about that. We had a nice chat on the phone, but she seems to get a bit upset at the idea that I may meet or date someone else. It strikes me as being kind of early in the relationship for that attitude, so it makes me a little nervous. Especially given her dating situation.
No word, yet, from the one who wanted to meet. And, of course, no word from Theresa.
wow, thanks, mipiace! Haven’t heard “you rock!” addressed to me in a while. ::blushing::
afraid to use the blushing/embarrassed smiley after the … umm … lively debate.
Hey, Wyatt! You may be Cool and Everything, But® … but our dear mipiace says I rock!
If Davebear’s prior post is any indication, maybe I was being something other than brave…
Being kind to myself, the word naïve handily comes to mind.