YIKES! :eek:
Something tells me that “Rocky” would be the last name on the list to call me if that water were too … umm … chilly. 
sorry, Wyatt, didn’t mean to get yas into trouble … really I didn’t …
Presents! Yay. Ok on my wish list are:
Instead of shelf hanging I need some vaccuuming and dusting done. Oh and some babysitting… that would be lovely. There isn’t a teenage girl within 30 miles who wants to babysit and there are no boys looking to make some cash mowing my lawn either.
Shedguy is pondering my shed again. If I could work up the proper vitrol I would pit him! It just is not worth the effort.
Ya know I do sometimes feel bad for the mods that have to wade through all this silliness. 
I’d say the mods have just given up on us here by now.
ah, nonono, peritrochoid, do not invoke the “M” word. who knows who’s lurking out there? especially after 14 pages and more
Perfect! You have to do the cake decoration on my 1000th post party then 
And I am still waiting for Dave´s input regarding kissing on the first date, he he.
(On a totally unrelated note the batteries in my cordless mouse just died and I am stuck using the touchpad. Which totally sucks! And since it is exactly 8 pm now, all the shops are closed and I cannot get new batteries or preferably a new mouse!)
Yeah, thanks, Maureen. I thought about that after I hit the submit button. :smack: Newbie/idiot mistake.
go ahead gang, make the obvious joke: Dumb as a box o’ rocks.
Good to see you back 'round here, BTW.
Yikes , I definitely may have to take that swim. I just got back from lunch and the AC is broken in my office…do you guys have any idea how hot south TX gets in August?
Thanks, good to be back. I think we should just make this a permanent thread…although perhaps a new volume would be good.
“Oh my freaking God - Volume II” That sounds ludicrous enough to make ME laugh out loud!!! …I’d love it.
Dare you to start it Maureen!
Well, yes, but what should the OP be? “OMFG, Vol. II”
“The Davebear Private Life Voyeurism Thread?”
Don’t get me wrong, I’m cynical, but not to the point where I’ll start taking bets on …well…crap. Hush, Tanookie, I can see you grinning. I’m really not that mean. Honest.
[slight hijack] hahahahaha…this thread is a hijack…Wyatt, thank you so much for everything you said, in several threads. And my condolences & warm feelings right back at you. How awful to go through something like that so young. Well, at any time in life, really. [slight hijack]
We are a sick, sick crowd…
The next thread should be something like ‘Trials and Tribulations of a man and Match.com’
Bah I’m used to cynicism. I live with the worlds biggest cynic. He’s actually pretty proud of his cynicism.
Oh and shhhh… Wyatt has a reputation to upkeep. Can’t have anyone know he can be a decent guy and all…
Oh…shhhh, sorry. right, that Wyatt {she says loudly!} What a loon!
to continue my complete and utter hijack about German and beer…
I think Hefeweizen means Heavy white, but don’t quote me on that, and really, it doesn’t matter as it’s delicious. There is also just plain ole Weissbier which is white beer. I think you can get it bottled or canned from Franziskaner or some such.
The radler ration I believe is half & half, but maybe there’s some experimentation in order.
BTW, who’s making mojitos? Mmmmm mojitos! As delicious as a mint julep, without the nasty bourbon.
I LOVE mojitos!!! I am originally from Florida and have been drinking mojitos since before they were popular. Me and my all my old pals back in Tampa used to drink them before we went dancing.
Hefeweizen is different…I have had my share of that too when I lived in Germany and never cared what it meant. It can mean “down the hatch” for all I care 'cuz that is what we did. LOL
Different crowd - different buzz.
If you are talking about booze, it’s perfectly acceptable to hijack. That’s the rules according to Mipiace.
Just a quick bit of late night post padding.
Thanks Maureen for all you “didn’t say” that “nobody heard.”
Its Bed Time! Loooong Day at work … not in shape for those 15 hour work days, anymore! Yawn
Why Wyatt? Are you getting too old to run with those young pups?
Ok, 13 Euro for an optical USB mouse later and I am back in business. I´ve got a question: White Ink are you in Germany or in the States (or neither)? I didn´t catch that.
I guess this is as good a place as any to rejoin the thread. Being the naive little waif that you say I am, I’m forced to ask you what, exactly you would have been taking bets on, had you been mean enough? 'Splain it to me, please.
Wyatt I’m not really sure what this is about, but I did see a reference, somewhere, to your having lost a loved one. Please accept my condolences, as well, if it’s appropriate. If not, well, you’re still Cool and Everything.
I don’t really object, either, but I don’t know why you’d want to start a conversation about it in the middle of an unrelated thread, as opposed to starting one on that topic.
I didn’t realize you were in Europe, either. Care to share what country you’re in?
I saw your question about kissing on a first date, too. Obviously, I’m for it, in general, but it depends on circumstances. For instance, I would have liked to kiss Monica, just once, to see how it was, knowing I wouldn’t be seeing her, again. But, it was obvious that idea wouldn’t fly very far, so I didn’t even try. If I were the one deciding there wouldn’t be a second date (Yes, I’ve done that, once, though I’m usually inclined to give it more of a chance than that.), I wouldn’t be inclined to kiss her, either.
Other than that, why wouldn’t you? Isn’t it better to know, right from the start, whether you can or can’t imagine kissing this person for the rest of your life? I think so. Of course, kissing is one of my favorite things to do, anyway, and I make no claims to being a safe sex advisor, so YMMV.
Just to give you a reason to smack Mipiace again Dave. I know how much you like to make me your target.
Of course it’s perfectly okay for the 40 or so other topics of conversation that got changed throughout this thread by everyone else but I understand Dave. Feel free to vent all you want on me. That is what I am here for.