terribly sorry I didn’t make the party, tanookie 
… been bouncing around like a madman here and IRL … somehow I missed it … I’ll be sure to drop in for 2000 (or 1500, if you’re eager for a party!) 
Well while “you rock” does seem to grab attention…you know it’s always the smart guys who are able to keep a lady interested over time Wyatt. So cool guys may be even cooler than rockin’ guys…who knows the mind of a woman?
Brains usually win out over beauty but a great libido is a nice distraction too…see this thread http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=205680
I’m sorry Tanookie… I didn’t see it. A belated YAY YOU! 
and…
YAY ROCKY!
thinks she needs to get busy posting more before everyone passes her
Sorry I forgot to comment…so our darling Petritrochoid lost his century cherry…[sniff] our little boy is growing up so fast.
Thank you, mipiace, thank you …
I had a speech prepared, but ::struggles to hold back the tears:: … this has been … such … an emotional experience …
There, there, [hands him a tissue] you know I’ll always be here for you…reaches out for his hand…mmmm nice cologne!
Why, thank you! See, Wyatt and Davebear, she really is a nice girl!
My cologne? It’s BP Super 93 … no, wait … I wear that on the weekends … it’s Hugo by Hugo Boss.
hmm … maybe we should mosey on over to that other thread and have a radler … or two …
BTW, Simple Dreamer, thanks for the ‘YAY’!
?? And what have they been saying? Dave doesn’t surprise me, he imagines all sorts of things but Wyatt? And I thought there was a smart man under that silly facade…I’m disappointed.
The other thread? Will you make me a mojito and chill out by the pool with me?
TaNookie!!! I Missed your Forple digit Party???
Was I even “born” to the boards yet? I mean you’re actually further past forple digits than I am past being Board-Born, and all! But … Heck … I think we should throw you a “going to be 1500 posts Soon Shower!” That’s it a Shower!
And we could play Stoopid Shower games, where you have to tell all the sordid details of your pre-1500 life … and we could paint little pictures on your feet and make you try to guess what they were (since you couldn’t see them, just now … ) And we could play “pin the post on the poster” taking little clips out of various people’s posts, that sound terribly inappropriate, out of context, and try to identify who posted that phrase … it would be Such fun!
But, all-in-all, congratulations on reaching your forple digits! That is a tremendous achievement! But shouldn’t you post out notices about such a party in Every Single Thread you’re active in … making sure to start early enough that you don’t accidentally ‘climax’ into forple-ness during the “for-warning-play” parts??? or Something like that?
Whew! That was Such an emotional experience! Takes me back, I can still remember, like it was just a moment ago, when I hit 262 posts sigh those were the nano-seconds …
**WAIT ** Maybe that is a bad Idea, I just had a horrible image of me at the bottom of that pool a victim of the sweedish mafia:eek:
nah, they ain’t been sayin’ nothin’. It was just a reference to the nice girl/bad girl chatter above.
I didn’t bring my swim gear … hmm … just how cold is that water?
[whine]meeeeee? I said Nothing![/whine] Onlyest thing >>I<< said was about not wanting to follow my mom’s advice about “nice girls only.”
grumble … say nice things about the guy … do research on his name … grumble … and he gets ya in trouble … wait, I didn’t mean it That way:smack:
Sweedish Mafia?? … are we having drinks with Bitter Sweet???
Yep I was wrong…what was I thinking? :smack:
Water isn’t cold and I guess swim wear isn’t a requirement, after all that woman yesterday didn’t bother with her clothing to drink her coffee! But then she didn’t stick around long either once Dan started drooling on her.
Still that Sweedish mafia thing bothers me…you aren’t even going to comment are you? 
Gotta Watch for SHRINKAGE there “Rocky”
Yes, Wyatt, were you saying bad things about me? I was hurt truly…and I thought we were friends…[sniff]
Bittersweet? Kick my ass? No why? Did I do anything? uh-uh, not me. I wouldn’t flirt with anything that belongs to her. Scouts honor.
Oh sure torment the pregnant chick … sounds like a blast… mind if I don’t attend my own shower? Unless maybe there will be presents?
I don’t remember when my party was and since I managed to hit the ‘unsubscribe from all threads’ button a few times last week I’m not going to waste valuable hamster resources dredging it up in search
Oh and I can always make new cake, Optihut! I was a cake decorator in a previous life
Haven’t seen her around there in a while … you’re probably safe … I mean, if you find yourself at the bottom of the pool because of all that, I probably wouldn’t be far behind.
could whip up a disguise for ya really quickly, perhaps …
No way Tanookie! I think all pregnant women should be happy women. Foot massage for Tanookie. As a matter of fact, for your shower, you have enough baby stuff, I am going to send you a manivure and pedicure coupon. Mama needs some pampering too. I mean that.
Okay I’ll meet you guys there after lunch in my french maid disguise
Bitter Sweet’s tag, last time I saw it was “official member of the Swedish Mafia”
Presents!?!?! That’s My kinda gal!!! LOL
[size] and I hope That has cleared that all up![/size]