With any luck, she and I will both be as horny and as easy as we were the last time we saw each other. 
Oh, hell! Shot myself in the foot! :smack:
::note to self … put gun away before playing with mipiace next time:: 
In my experience that’s not a hard snicker thing for a guy to accoplish for himself… the tricky thing is the woman.
Well you are right about that one dreamer! But hell, at least someone is getting laid this weekend b/c I am pretty sure it won’t be me… :mad: grrrrrr
Well you are right about that one dreamer! But hell, at least someone is getting laid this weekend b/c I am pretty sure it won’t be me… :mad: grrrrrr
Well you are right about that one dreamer! But hell, at least someone is getting laid this weekend b/c I am pretty sure it won’t be me…
hmmmm, what was it I was mad at the Studmuffin for? 
quietly checks his matters … nope, no hands … Ah … yeah … we’re back to the dreaded “nice guy” syndrome®, Fed by my mother who taught me that women Really Really liked ‘nice’ guys who ‘respected’ them. Amazing my Mom ever got laid!
Ok I can understand that …
Waaaaat? you What? Rocky, Dude, you just DisBelieved a Solid Large Corporation Advertising Slogan!!! gasp Keep an eye over your shoulder for the Homeland Security Fellas, Dude, they are on the Look Out for folks with such unpatriotic ideas!!!
Uh, guys??? (all right, I did what growing up I’ve done, in Kansas, there, “guys” IS unisex!) … I can dig that if she’s looking at my lips a lot, it means I’m missing the “Kiss me you silly boy.” message … but … I’m kinda tall, what does it mean, if she just looks like she’s looking up my nose, a lot?
They’ve already knocked on my door. I kicked their ass and poured them a nice cold Fosters. [horrible fake aussie accent] They’re on my side now, mate. [/horrible fake aussie accent]
Well, the hour of my post should tell all that, sadly, Rocky didn’t get another weekend of passion. Nope. Her invitation was just friends, though we had a lot of fun and a lot of laughs, and might catch a baseball game on Sunday. Thank God I hadn’t gone into this expecting anything to happen tonight. I’d be really disappointed.
Grump! I went into your date expecting a Lot of well told Highly Detailed (ah-Hem, DB) action!!! >>>I’m<<< disappointed!
Hmm … well … I’ll see what I can cook up tomorrow. I already feel like I’ve taken over DB’s thread today. I just can’t be doin’ that to the Legend, dude.
*grumbles, then turns and kneels down on his little teensy thin square of rice paper on the cold cold cold hard hard hard rocks, then proceeds to bow in the direction of the Legendary One, where Ever his dessert might be coming from this evening.
::tosses the poor Student a blanket::
Don’t tell 'im where it came from, okay? Mostly because I don’t even know …
WOO HOO!!
nothing like post-padding on a dateless Friday night …
[Dobby] A blanket, For Me??? sir? Oh the Rocky has been Too kind, sir, entirely Too kind to a poor Wyatt[/Dobby]
Poor kid’s in sad shape … just what has DB done to him? Legend or not, aren’t there laws against this kind of abuse? Hmm …
Here, kid, have a Fosters …
you are old enough, right?
[horrible Aussi accent] Damn’d straight I am, mate![end accent]
Gratefully accepts Fosters
That’s what I thought.
And yes, people from here have contacted me through my email address. Most of the interaction has been positive, with a few negative vibes… plus one extremely harsh negative vibe. (enough said on that one)
But no… nobody has contacted me for the express and singular purpose of flirting with me. Is that a good thing or not? Can’t really tell.
F_X
Wyatt… if you can’t tell where she’s looking (e.i. up your nose, lips, or eyes) for God’s sake man, sit down! Seriously though I’ve dated some tall guys (my DH is 6’4" I’m 5’7"), and I think I make it obvious enough where I’m looking Although I did nearly have to take a 2x4 to his head to get that first kiss.
So, nice guys do get the girl at least sometimes.
Rocky, glad you had a good night on your friendly date… sorry it didn’t get any friendlier.
My, you folks have been busy little bees, in my absence! Start counting, Grasshopper; this is gonna be a long one.
Such a merciful sentence! You do honor to the bench (and whatever else :D) you sit on.
Well, you know I’d love to touch you, sugar, if it weren’t for that Studmuffin thing.
Who’zat? Sounds like a distant cousin, of some sort.
Nah. I was actually hoping tanookie would post a link to the picture she has of me.
I’m sure you do. I guarantee you’ve been doing it instinctively all your adult life, and just never had to think about it. You’re a natural.
Nah, don’t worry about it. I asked, remember? And, I am interested. And rooting for you.
Thank you. That would be appreciated, as it’s liable to be long and involved.
What are you talking about? You knew that incredibly hot waitress (not kidding, there!) was flirting her gorgeous ass off, with you. Granted, she wasn’t subtle about it, but if you were truly clueless, you still would have missed it.
She’s so cute when she blushes, isn’t she? I love kittens! I’m jealous.
I knew some of you ladies were “rock crushers”, but I didn’t think you all were.
I am so not going there!
AAAargh! I’ve got to start a thread on that, one of these days!
Well, that’s your choice, darlin’. We all know you could get laid in a heartbeat, if that was all you wanted.
Ummm… [crude] that would be because he can’t resist porking any woman who holds still long enough. [/crude]
Yeah, mothers suck, sometimes. And, yet, it’s hard to picture them doing that. (Fortunately)
It either means the same thing, or you need to trim your nose hair and she’s fascinated/disgusted by it. And, you need to tilt your head down.
Sorry, dude. But, it’s a good sign that she wants to spend more time with you. Maybe she’s not quite as insane as she initially appeared.
You get a special dispensation, for this occasion.
Such whining! Do I not give you a nice bowl of rice, every evening? Sometimes with a little fish, even? Sheesh!
But, the Legendary One spent the evening alone, in his apartment. Sorry to disappoint. Harmony was supposed to call, but didn’t.
You washed that thing before you brought it in here, right?
Don’t blame me! He was like that when I found him, huddled, shivering under some old newspapers behind a dumpster. I take him in, give him a nice dry spot to sleep on, his own mat, a bowl of rice every day, and what do I get? Whining! Grumbling! Such an ingrate! Humph!
So…how YOU doin’, cutie? Okay, so it’s not email. I’m lazy.
I didn’t know you were that tall! I pictured you as a little bit of a thing.
Good advice, again. And, you even know the mule trick!
[cue sappy music/]
So, nothing to report, as far as a romance update. No news is…well…boring, I guess. Sorry about that. But, at least there haven’t been any further disasters. So, that’s a good thing.
Thanks, Dreamer. She’s one of those rare people who I find fun just to be around, so it was a good night even if I did miss a little action … I’m disappointed more for Wyatt’s need for juicy details than I am for myself. Wait … no, that’s not true. I did seem to notice some “almost touches” and that she seemed to struggle with herself to not touch me. She expects her 12 week apprenticeship in Philly to take her further still, with returning to Knoxvegas low on the agenda. Otherwise, who knows what would happen.
Oh my! :eek:
::runs and hides in horror from the mental image DB just inflicted::
Thanks, D’Bear. Wait … are you bribing me so I don’t tattle on the Wyatt situation?
Yeah, I think so too. Like I mentioned above, I think, if circumstances were different with Philly, I wouldn’t be here posting about this. So, who knows. Our paths in life intertwined and crossed so many times in the years before we actually met, I’d say we’ll run into each other again. And, well, if the stage is set right …
Synchronicity, man, synchronicity.
I like “kittens”!